man if only SOME8ODY (meenah) wvould message me right nowv (meenah) and tell me howv great my hair looks. (meenah.) i just finished slicking it back. #fresh to death. #hair. #cute guy. #single. #meenah please let's just talk this out.

god ts is pathetic

yo head if u keep it up
oh, are you planning on doing asmr wvith my hair? i put a ton of gel in it. usually i don't let the babes touch my do, but for you- i can make an exception. #swvag. #yolo.

ugh no dumbass it means imma CRACK YO )(-EAD like a LOBST-ER S)(-ELL #tankgoditsonlyonce
wvoah, wve are cracking? at least let me take you out to dinner first, babe. #nsfwv #implied. #ooc: I'M SORRY. KILL HIM

do they reely call sex kraken now oar do you just think that cuz you aint remoatly in tha loop on that sorta thing

thats weird bc thats not what they was sayin when we all met up the other day
oh, i heard from afar. they wvere lying, by the wvay. unless something about howv awvesome my hair wvas mentioned.
