HELLO, PEOPLE OF "CHITTR." AFTER A CURSORY GLANCE THROUGH THIS HELLSITE, I CAN ALREADY TELL SOME GRADE A *BULLSHIT* IS GOING ON HERE. LUCKILY FOR ME, THERE ARE ALREADY POSTS HERE RAMBLING ABOUT THE NATURE OF THIS SITE. POSTS I DIDNT FULLY READ THROUGH. BUT I GET THE GIST. SO, I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU, "CHITTR." SINCE YOU ALL SEEM TO INHABIT UNIVERSES MORE CONNECTED TO EACHOTHER THAN MINE IS, ASSUMEDLY, DUE TO THE LACK OF WITCHY MAGIC BULLSHIT OR FURRY POSTING IVE SEEN ON HERE. INDULGE ME. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CULTURE, AND SOCIETY, AND WHATEVER, AND I'LL POST ON HERE ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN MINE. THIS OFFER WILL BE RESCINDED IF YOU ALL START TELLING ME ABOUT WHATEVER FREAK ASS "SEASON" YOURE DEALING WITH. SKIP THAT PART.
<-(((I am sure you can use the gander globes on the front of your head to read and absorb the aggregate culture that binds us all together. Humans(?) have shown to be alright with context clues so I am sure you will make it work)))->
<-(((Any stumbles, blunders, errors will make for a hearty laugh at your expense and be pointed with a quick correction of your preconceived B.S. so don't hold yourself back there either)))->
OBVIOUSLY, I COULD. HAD I THE TIME, I COULD DIVE DEEP INTO EVERY LITTLE IMPLIED DETAIL OF EVERY POST ON THIS SITE, REALLY GET INTO THE NITTY GRITTY. PAINT A TOTALLY DETAILED PORTRAIT OF AN ENTIRELY UNFAMILIAR SOCIETY FROM CONTEXT CLUES ALONE. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE, YOU KNOW. A JOB. AND A LIFE. AND ACTUAL THINGS TO DO. THAT DONT INVOLVE SCROLLING FORUMS ALL DAY LIKE A TEENAGER. WHICH IS WHY IM ATTEMPTING TO GET THE INFORMATION TO COME TO ME.
<-(((Oh wow ok offloading the work overshores I hear humans like doing that a lot)))->