i need to innovate and add to the smuppet continuity. make a new type. it’s hard to improve upon perfection.
give it little horns
that would take away from it, fuck no. that’s basically an implication they could defend themselves.
8ut what if they’re cute and soft and solely decoration
what would be the reason for them to have horns though. on an evolutionary level, if they were alive, what would be the purpose.
possi8le mimicry ?? they LOOK dangerous to predators, 8ut are solely for show. many caterpillars do this
but they wanna be fucked, they’re designed to be slutty and supple. and they’re made to be destroyed. any deterrent to their destruction goes against their main appeal and purpose. #nsfw
you’re looking me in the 8ul8s and telling me the Masses don’t want a creature that pretends to put up a fight 8ut immediately caves and crum8les as it was all a ruse.
not what i’m saying. what i’m saying is that that’s not the appeal of smuppets, and they’re too plush and soft that that isn’t what people would get from it. the design language would just get confused with horns.
alright you make a fair point
i always do.