๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < roll a d20
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew died and immediately turned to ash losing all mewr belongings and must now reload mewr save but its purrupted so you just have to restart the game entirely
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mewr furntastic rolling makes the enemy take pity on mew allowing your survival however mew are the laughingstock of mewr village

aw man

:33 < ooo mew became the coolest cat around furk yeah!
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew trip going up the stairs fur mewr reward so they cancel your knighting and send you home with a gift basket of bad fruit

c< HONestly? MaKes seNse >c

fuck
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < the journey was hard and arduous but as mew stand befur the mighty birdcat they gift upon mew the title of cool cat and $1 million dollpurrs to spend at the rainforest cafe thus giving you the highest possible award
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < mew sn33ze too hard and alert the guard, ruining the heist fur everybirdy
