wait holly shit this is a gollden opportunity to craft the uglliest suit i can possiblly think of for his funerall garments and sneakilly fallsify a will saying he wants to be buried wearing it.
c< gO 4 it >c
ohhhh i see. llisten. im a taillor. i llove fashion. i make it. my work is in high demand in certain parts of allternia. however. i allready made this guy a very nice suit. and he has been kind of an assholle to me ever since despite that. up to and inclluding frequent jokes about my future as a "battery". i think i earned this
c< Of cOurse! tHat sHit sOuNds fuNNy as fucK! >c
im not HOPING he dies. but llike if he DOES i shoulldnt waste an opportunity right???
c< OH, Hell yeaH, aNd iM HOpiN yOud dO tHe saMe 4 MOst Of us Here, cause tHats HilariOus! >c
anyone who either deserves it or wants it, absollutelly. ill give you the uglliest suit or dress or whatever you want your colld cadaver to sport. its collor will contrast horriblly with your caste. it will fit poorlly, but in different ways in different parts. i GOT you.
c< see, id liKe it, but, ive a feeliNg sOMeONe wOuld s2p yOu >c