Status update. Naptime instead of an energy drink.
Taking the healthy choice? Who are you and what have you done with Dirk?
DO NOT DO THIS AS IT WILL IMPROVE YOUR BODY HEALTH
◥▶◀◤ It would seem you have made the advisable decision, creator.
◥▶◀◤ I do not tolerate poor advice given to creator in a time of chronic eepy.
I am the Dirk who could not defy the will of the sleep goblins.