i grabbed a human on the beach and told them to take this picture of me. i'vwe decided to let evweryone online see howvw i'm doing. come by my beach, if you dare. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/831478f94e40.jpeg
. What? ... Excuse me?
SORRY. Derp moment! But I actually saw a really cute guy wit)( a mustac)(e w)(ose number i meant to send you!
ladies, ladies. @gutsygumshoe ajd @cuttlefishcabbalist please. this is unbecoming of twvwo high-ranking, powvwerful female leaders. surely a solution can be had. taking turns, maybe.
... Ew. You are not doing much in the way of avoiding your untimely fate in this matter by creeping on my sister before my very eyes!!!!
sister? wvwhat? you twvwo are a different species. i'm confused. let us go back to convwersations about my bountiful follicles. i havwe some stubble on the side, and at my sideburns. i'm wvwondering wvwhether to trim it.
SAVE YOUR WHORING FOR SOME MALLEABLE HOLE WHO CARES, YOU UNSCRUPULOUS OLD TEMPTOR.
Don't shave it.