BEN Drowned: "Contrary to popular belief, I can swim. I don't WANT to swim…"

Contrary to popular belief, I can swim. I don't WANT to swim. But I can. ▼

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Lanque Bombyx

@sanguineExodus[SE]

I think this classifies as false adVertising.

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Redded Emshin

@countryLovin[CL]

╚»★«╝h☆w b☆ut i thr☆w ya a lifering then? w☆n't have t☆ swim n☆ m☆re if i can get ya t☆ sh☆re!╚»★«╝

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↩ @sanguineExodus[SE]

Your assumption isn't on me. Being able to swim doesn't enable you to breathe water. ▼

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Ambysa Protei

@aberrantAnthomancy[AA]

(\_/) people who can swim drown all the time. water's a bitch. (\_/)

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↩ @countryLovin[CL]

It's too late for that. ▼

↩ @aberrantAnthomancy[AA]

Truer words will never be spoken. ▼

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↩ @cyberneticEntity[CE]

Redded Emshin

@countryLovin[CL]

╚»★«╝☆h ,.:( i'm s☆rry, pardner...╚»★«╝

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↩ @countryLovin[CL]