BATTER UP < HELLO, EVERYONE! BATTUR RUNMAN HERE, ALTERNIA'S STAR FUCKING SLAUGHTER SPHERE PLAYER. I AM CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I WILL BE PLAYING A MATCH TODAY! THE THRASHTHRUST TERMINATORS VERSUS THE CRASHLAND CULL-ABORATORS. A HIGHLY LAUDED MATCH BETWEEN THE TOP TWO TEAMS OF LAST SEASON. YOU CAN TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS AS TO WHICH ONE WON. YOU CAN WATCH IT ON THE EXE-TAINMENT AND SPORTS PROGRAMMING NETWORK. ALTERNATIVELY, MY MANAGER HAS AGREED TO "LIVE-CHITT" THE GAME ON MY ACCOUNT FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO IT. EXCITED TO GET BACK ON THE FIELD AND REMIND EVERYONE OF MY SACRED FUCKING MISSION TO ERADICATE ALL BALLS EVER. ALRIGHT! LET'S GET IT TODAY! PLAY BALL! > HOMERUN
can you sign our ball
blink tWice if you need help
BATTER UP < THE GIFT TO SLAUGHTER SPHERE, BATTUR RUNMAN, WOULD BE HAPPY TO SIGN YOUR BALL AFTER THE GAME! COME FIND ME AND I WILL HAPPILY DO THAT FOR A FAN. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < BATTUR RUNMAN NEEDS NO HELP! I AM A SOLE FUCKING AGENT OF ERADICATION ON THE FIELD! UNLESS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CATCHING WHEN IT'S OUR TURN, THEN YES, BATTUR RUNMAN WILL NEED A LITTLE HELP FROM THE REST OF THE TEAM TO FIELD. > HOMERUN
ill be sure to keep Watch on the gaMe then! do you knoW if by chance that people are able to place bets soMeWhre iM suddenly intrested in throWing My Money aWay With abandon .)
BATTER UP < I HAVE NO SPONSOR AT THE MOMENT FOR BETTING, BUT SUCH PLACES DO EXIST! THERE ARE TROLLS THAT WILL TAKE BETS, AS WELL AS WEBSITES ONLINE! BET ON ME! I WILL KNOCK IT OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK! MY AGENT HAS ADVISED ME TO REMIND YOU THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE! > HOMERUN
legal shMegal the books hate to see Me coMin all bets are on you B) dont fuck this up battur i believe in you!!!