Mike William
@cynicalBastard
Nothing like a nice apple cider cigar to soothe my nerves, now if only I had a pretty butler serving me a glass of wine. #substance
I'm feeling aggravated today, I believe it's time for a nice cigar. #substance
I really gotta go out and get more garlic bread. #Yummy #I-love-garlic-bread
Also on a completely unrelated note, I've noticed a certain user that has been really enjoying my posts, I know I'm just that amazing but don't be to shy to interact with me now, just remember your manners and place if you do, I'll play nice. #I-see-you
Feeling a little better, stood around outside watching a friend of my family work on a car, I really gotta learn more car mechanic stuff, even if I much prefer having someone do the dirty work for me I must admit, there's always a amount of satisfaction from doing something yourself.
Bloody hell, think I might actually be coming down with a fever. #This-sucks
How can I be burning up while it's so cold out this morning, I swear if I'm coming down with a fever, I blame those lower class ilk for spreading their disgusting germs. #Eugh #How-disgusting
Just had a terrible sneezing fit, I wonder who was talking about me this time around. #Ugh #I-hate-sneezing
Woke up at a good time today, I love it when my luck turns around for the better. #I-am-so-lucky
Fuck just realized it's already 5 pm for me, God I've wasted most of my day cause of this sleep schedule of mine, I really gotta remind myself to party with hookers and blow at a more reasonable time. #substance #suggestive
I hate being wrong. #Fuck-you #Direct-posting
I'm running low on red wine again, I live such a hard life folks. #High-society-problems #substance
Fuck, even with 3 cups of coffee I passed out like a chump, shit is annoying.
God I forget how terrible coffee tastes, but alas I need it so I can survive the day.
Yeah, of course it is, I'm not one of those chumps that uses creamer and milk.
I refuse to drink it any other way, besides my father didn't raise no chump.
There's nothing worse in the world then sick people, especially sick people who go out in public and spread their disgusting germs, I don't care what you are out for or that is important, don't get your disgusting germs near me. #Eugh #Not-fond
Sounds like not my fuckin problem, disgusting little vermin should stay put in their little hole and not spread whatever they got to us more important people.
Well it's the truth, also just how the law of the land is, I'm a important man who can't afford to get sick just cause some low middle class bozo that lives from paycheck to paycheck has to get sick and spread it.
Oh yeah, obligatory good morning post from me.
I suppose, thought I would chip in with mh good morning since I'm such a generous guy. #God-I-am-awesome
I...fuck whatever! It's 6 am and I haven't slept all night, mistakes are bound to happen, god I need coffee.
Sup, heard about this little website from a chat forum while messing with some people, thought I'd check it out cause why not right? Already got someone following me to of course I'm not surprised, I'm just that fuckin awesome.
Your name is...Mike William or Micheal Williams if we wanna get technical here but, you much prefer to shorten your name to just Mike, see you got this kinda stuck up cynical attitude and you don't typically take shit from anyone nor really care on what people think of you, you come from a upper middle-class family but you like to pretend you're some big shot millionaire playboy, of course you aren't but alas a man can dream can't he? Your strifespecisbus consists of blade kind half-blade kind and pistol kind, you like to try to type with proper grammar and proper punctuation but you can sometimes mess up especially if emotions are running high or you're very tired, your chum handle is cynicalBastard cause you think that best describes your rather blunt and bit coldish personality, of course you can get along and show that you care but you like to be difficult cause it's fun and funny pushing peoples buttons why? Cause baby you got a ego complex and a bit of narcissistic traits.