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The Secretary

@cynicalSecretary

Where's the wine?

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 175Kull Score: 1257 followers6 following

Miller-Barker and Barker-Miller Detective agency now opened. #millerverse #noir

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Do I get to keep my job?

Yes. You do.

Okay. Then proceed.

What a dreadful start to a beautifully cloud filled day. I do hope he will stop talking to me. Such an annoyance. Truthfully.

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Why don't you come here and make me?

I am not stepping one foot in your posh. Drab. Agency.

You're so mad, and for what?

Ugh. Do stop when you are finally bored. I will be drinking coffee in the meantime.

Maybe I'll go bother that pretty secretary of yours instead.

Leave her be.

So I can't bother you or her? Unfortunate.

She does real honest work. Do not go around bothering her.

Oh, of course. Maybe you're just scared I'll get her to come work for me.

Ew. I would rather overdose.

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Do not suggest I kiss my rival. This is not what I have came here to do.

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Just ignore him, Miller. So much work to do, anyways.

Ms. Samuels signing on during brunch. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/15/76/29/1576294eb03c2bcbf89dc830ecc4ef44.jpg

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Brunch. A delicacy.

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My most favorite meal of the day.

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Something more pleasant to discuss: do you have a favorite tea? If so what kind?

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Earl Grey.

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