i should clarify to basically all dirks no im not mistaking you for "my dirk" my "dirk" is a forty year old man who lives in an apartment with his puppet child-bride the guy you call "bro" is basically a dead-ringer for my lil guy
tw: mentions of cal
@tortuousHorace you react in the same way it really makes wanna just pinch your cheeks
if your dirk was worth his weight in shit he'd have put you out of your misery. all of those drugs frying your brain dave. might be the most pathetic version of yourself on here.
aww look at you getting all snappy at me if your banner wasnt a pin-up of call i mightve be more bothered, lil man anyways he prefers to go by "derrick" makes him sound less like a kid. which ngl i know patronizing paternal affection is not the desired outcome but that is mad adorbs
i'm starting to see why he's the way he is. great job dave.
thanks i think hes pretty great too