
when i ask for the douchebags to stop pitying me but they keep doing it anyway two people can do the tango

wtf as if you werent the only bro pitying me
You went through and hated everything I posted today. You ain't subtle. I was minding my own business, I just returned the favor.

you posted one thing maybe youre delusional youre riding my jock so hard and wont even give me the luxury of tickling my balls
You also took your time to pity the replies I've posted today. But sure. Keep hoping.

uh huh okay lemme double check this assertion and bring receipts

woah hold up wait a minute the only thing ive pitied today was the post on this post again delusional
...I stand corrected. It was a different little red fucker. Hard to keep track. Either way, you do it to most of my posts.

now youre confusing me with another dave typical and then making me out to be a weird little fucker
Oh, no. I'd never make you out to be weird. Making incest jokes at a version of your brother whom you're well aware is into that shit is totally normal. The jokes write themselves, kid.

lmao thats not even the weird im talking about acting as if im denying being into that shit either i just dont have to post about it like a thirsty ho every second of the day bro
