🛼 Snicket Ampora
@deadbeatGrunge
cronus ampora not your avwerage guy ain't no thing but a cluckbeast vwing call me snicket if you vwant
its that time of season again.
once again here to say i think my alts are funny.
gonna bother someone.
you could come back to my place. i got lots of snacks and games here. evwer played guitar hero?
n. no. its a game vwhere you play vwith a guitar shaped control and try to match the beats on the screen.
id ask vwhy people are so hostile but then i remember howv my alts usually act and yeah. you knowv vwhat. i cant evwen blame people.
you knowv vwhat vwould be hideous. getting bitten by mitunas fangs. vwhats he evwen doing vwith alladat.
hbvwuh.
i aint readin alladat. vwho got kidnapped.
🜏 iidk ii wasn♱ payiing a♱♱ɛn♱iion ♅
@typifiedArbitrament hey i vwent home. vwanna come play? i can get things hooked up. i got the vwhole band shit.
i knowv i cant beat the guy in a physical fight but if vwe vwere doing target practice id blowv him out of the vwater. grumble.
humiliated.
anyvway im gonna go kick some royal fish ass or vwhatevwer. later.
yeah i got game. i got so much game. check out my collection. i havwe evwery single human guitar hero and spinoff game in the franchise.
☆ > MY HAND IS LARGER THAN THE ENTIRE GUITAR CRONUS ☆ > NOT TO MENTION THE SIZE OF THE BUTTONS I HAVE TO PRESS
some shit laughed at me vwhile i vwas skating because of the vway my tail flaps in the vwind. buddy. at least my tail is cool and not a cotton ass shit. anyvway i knocked his teeth out. vwhile theyre grovwing back he can think of me and my tail that goes fvwpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfppfpfpf in the vwind.
Come on you should of don more then that, should of snapped a fewv of their bloody fingers, maybe break a vwrist or tvwo.
i think condemning him to a paste diet for a fewv vweeks vwas plenty for a laugh. but ill consider that if he comes back for seconds.
you can either laugh vwith me or get your teeth knocked out for laughing at me. those are the options in my hivwe. no takebacks. fistbump.
plucks horuss' magic bowvstring like a bass
☆ > I'm going to show you what highblood oppression feels like in a minute here, dirtblood
vwake up kids newv strifekind just dropped.
imagine the noise this thing vwould make evwery time you hit something.
vwould a guitar be classified as a hammer or an axe. as a vweapon.
im basically human robin hood.
im not a fish btwv. im an amphibian. big difference.
kissed by a babe.
they kind of vwork. a little bit. in a pinch. okay maybe not.