♠ hated by @deathrowJoyhound
Ca:n't l:e t' y'all. I'm m:ss:n' that burger I ate yestern:ght.
At th' moment? B:t occup:ed stak:n' out a mark.
You're smart w:th your sleep:n' spots, I'll g:ve y'that. Sun always seems t'be block:n' the best path towards 'em once :t r:ses.
Plenty'a ports on my sh:p, dollface.

💠~ Honestly it's like, cowardice. ~💠
Woah, hey, sa:d y'don't gotta, not'cha ca:n't. B:g proponent'a personal freedom here m'self.
The j:be was self aware. Don't gotta humble me just yet.
Phew. Almost had me worr:ed I was los:n' the favor'a the masses. Devastat:n' news that would be.
Reckon I'm back outta here once I f:n:sh up th:s hunt. Ca:n't qu:te put a f:nger on :t, but a tr:p to Hell's sound:n' real appeal:n' 'bout now ~
It's almost as :f publ:cly acknowledg:ng yourself as a threat'll make folks ra:se the:r hackles when y'start pok:n' 'round the:r flock. I'm r:ght wounded ~
Ca:n't g:ve away all my secrets, sweetheart.
The words I got for Carmen a:n't f:t for mortal eyes.
I've always had an art:st's soul ~
Wouldja look':t that. A rabb:t all coz:ed up :n her burrow, :f'n my senses steer me r:ght. Guess I've found where I'll be camp:n' tol:ght ~

💠~ Please, her like, creepy ass ancestor already did that. I just gave a specific colour. But don't worry! They were like, useful enough to get to live, you know? Like look at her now. ~💠

💠~ Literally just going through some old stuff I'd kept. ~💠

💠~ Oh em gee, chill out. We're like, just messing around. ~💠

💠~ Suuuure you won't, babes. But hey, if you like, wanna test it out, I'm happy to help. Actually... Hey babes, listen close, okay? This one's reeeeal important. Shut up. ~💠

💠~ Careful babes, you almost look like you're growing a spine. Do your little friends not know? That's like, sooooo sad. Are you sure they're gonna stick around? ~💠
Bold cho:ce tagg:n' me :n a thread r:ght before mak:n' plans to stay :n one spot for an extended t:me. Ca:n't say I've seen that one before.

💠~ No you're like, sooooo right. Your pink's adorable! Like it suits these carvings sooo well, girl. Literally makes me wanna give him a free bracelet for you or something, ugh. Maybe I'd even find the right red to go with it. ~💠

💠~ Oh, let me think about it. No! ~💠

💠~ See I like, tried that, and all her shitty little friends including you, still came around on my posts. Sooooooo. Whatever, babes. ~💠

💠~ Ew, at least come up with less lame insults. ~💠

💠~ Lmaooooo, don't worry about it babes. And like, I could tell the big guy that, buuuut I'm kind of enjoying having access to some rarer colours right now so liiiike, no thanks. ~💠

💠~ Given how much trouble she's been causing her owner? I don't think she'll be allowed that, babes. ~💠
Man ca:n't just enjoy work:n' wh:le the moons set?
Had a feel:n' you'd turn out f:ne. Just needed ya mov:n' w:th a touch less urgency. Tread carefully, now.
Best not move too qu:ckly now, mm? ;)
I just enjoy watch:n' you backtrack.
Best m:nd your step, cottonta:l.
A:n't been all that annoyed thus far. Y'seem real eager t'pply that t:tle t'yourself, though. A sh:eld, y'reckon? Way to feel some power o'er the folks what scare you? "If'n I c:n p:ss 'em off, I a:n't th' only one here g:tt:n' yanked around"? Dangerous defense there, sweetheart. Icarus n' all that nonsense.
Mm. Dec:ded once I get'cha I'm off th:s rock, though. Y'got cho:ces.
Oh? Reckon I m:ght'a just found someth:n' fun.
Y'reckon I need'a tag 'er? Eh. She'll f:nd 'er way. -- VIDEO FILE ATTACHED -- [The record:ng beg:ns w:th two f:gures tak:ng up the screen. One, a greenblood crouched low w:th the top half of h:s face just out of frame. He holds the other, a l:mp teal of amb:guously legal hue, up by the ha:r to face the lens.] “Sm:le for the camera, now,” [Snakeb:te speaks w:th a gr:n and a l:lt:ng southern drawl, vo:ce surpr:s:ngly smooth. The tealblood’s eyes are blown w:de w:th terror, the:r rap:d breaths the only movement on a body that :s otherw:se slack.] “Ah, that’s r:ght. Nearly forgot you ca:n’t. Just need some help, then.” [He places the thumb and foref:nger of h:s free hand on e:ther s:de of the:r l:ps, forc:ng the corners up wh:le a fr:ghtened wh:mper jumps from the:r throat.] “A:n’t that cute?” [He lets the s:des of the:r face return to rest and w:dens h:s own gr:n.] “Found th:s one wh:le out search:n’ for my new fr:end. Lot less sl:ppery’n that one. Say ‘H:, Dusk:e.’” [Snakeb:te grabs the tealblood’s arm to wave the:r hand at the camera.] “Y’wanna ask ‘er how many folks her freedom’s worth?” [A beat.] “Nah, me ne:ther. Best’a luck, cottonta:l.” [Snakeb:te drops the tealblood and reaches for the camera. The v:deo ends.]
It's cute y'th:nk you c:n take me at my word.
S'always a fr:ghtened an:mal h:sses th' loudest.
Then you'd hafta be dumb 's sh:t to correct me. Wh:ch t'don't seem t'be. Reckless as all get out. But not dumb.
Good to know. Won't bother, then ;)
Now wouldn't that be someth:n'?
Pat:ence :s a v:rtue, cottonta:l.
Sweat:n' l:ke an o:nkbeast. You c:n come f:nd th' rest out'cherself, mm?
Y'underest:mate my tolerance, dollface. Go ahead n' have your fun. I'll wa:t n:ce n' pat:ent for my turn ~
Oh? Now th:s one's gunna be fun.
