/><>Every day im reminded 0f why i fucking dezpize zea dwellerz, we need t0 p0llute the 0cean.
/><>Iz there any 0ther g00d zeadwellerz i zh0uld kn0w 0f? G0 0n, im all earz.
/.well.my.kismesis.told.me.about.one.she.knows;her,whole,shtick.is.just.taking.care.of.the.wildlife.down.there.and.collecting.trash.she.likes.\ /.might.have.some.details.there.wrong.though.\
/><>Zeadwellerz are all full 0f zecretz, pluz that wildlife haz c0zted me a few fingerz. D0wn with all 0f them.
/?why?are?you?sticking?your?fingers?near?them?\ \?do?you?stick?your?fingers?near?the?mouth?of?a?wildbeast?/
/><>D0 y0u kn0w h0w t0 fizh.
/.usually.doesnt.involve.your.hands.to.catch.\
/><>A0 y0u d0nt kn0w h0w t0 fizh. I zee. Let me teach y0u a lezz0n zmall 0ne, there are beaztz the zize 0f buildingz 0ut there. Ive f0ught critterz twice my zize t0 have f00d 0n my plate. Th0ze 0nez are the real kickerz. I want t0 zee y0u keeping y0ur fingerz after fighting f0r y0ur life againzt a zharp-t00thed fizh.
/.one.dont.call.me.that.\ \.and.two.you.cant.complain.about.losing.fingers.over.your.career.if.youre.wrestling.with.seacreatures.that.are.allegedly.the.size.of.buildings./
/><>I h0pe y0u never have t0 fight t0 zurvive fizh kizzer, becauze when y0u l0ze a limb 0ut there, i will make zure t0 zhame y0u f0r c0mplaining. Y0u grub-minded fin-licker.
/.not.gonna.grace.you.with.some.witty.comeback.\ \.good.luck.with.the.rest.of.your.fingers.though./