3> Someone married their moirail, and then proceeds to have sex with the moirail? You have a matesprit on your hand, bro. #nsfw <3
[|||] yooou are cleeearly narrow-miiinded on thiiis subjeeect~
3> You're getting all intimate in someone's business, and you care for them emotionally... How is that not a matespritship? <3
[|||] shruuug, yooou've not expeeerienced it i guuuess. becaaause i paaail boooth my moirail aaand matespriiit~
3> Because I wouldn't pail my moirail. You're opening your legs to too many people. <3
3> Yeah. You're in public. I can shame you how I feel like. <3
[|||] yeeeah and i can make fuuun of you for beeeing a pruuude how i feeel liiike lmaooo~ sooorry you caaan't have as muuuch of a gooooood time as i caaan, traaapped in your self-maaade caaaaaage~
3> I'm right, you're wrong. <3
[|||] keeep telling yourself thaaat pruuudie mcpruuuderson, iii'm gonna keep maaaking ooout with my quuuads~
3> I'm right, you're wrong. <3