no one has submitted any jobs for me? seriously? primed vessel and weapon recently vacated of the fucking evil-ass angel that was possessing it, willing to do pretty much any task given by pretty much anyone, and NO one needs someone assassinated? hell, ill even make you a fucking sandwich.
i already have an evil-ass pꙮcket dimensiꙮn with cꙮnvꙮluted prꙮperties - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
blind motherfucker cant envision stacking pocket dimensions within each other.
i have nꙮ use fꙮr stacking pꙮcket dimensiꙮns. i already have an ꙮminꙮus dꙮꙮr leading tꙮ an endless vꙮid with angry faces that apparently watch me. *endless*. why wꙮuld i need mꙮre space than that? - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
fine. whatever.
hꙮw gꙮꙮd are yꙮu at giving me free mꙮney👀 - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
very. turns out robbing people and banks is really easy when you have a bunch of evil powers.
nevermind. i just said that tꙮ piss yꙮu ꙮff, but that didn't wꙮrk. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
try pissing off a pair of scissors youll have the same amount of luck.
just chꙮꙮse rꙮck - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
good one. i would laugh if i was physically capable of feeling amused.