is it truly so much , to want to be chased through the woods , with questionable intentions ?

thats not too much. i would offer to help if i wasnt so fast.

fast enough to practically teleport short distances. longer distances are significantly slower. the further i aim to go, the slower i start off. point is it would, unfortunately, be too easy. which is lame because i bet it would be really fun. there *is* another form i have to which is the inverse speed- slower the closer the goal, faster the further, but. eh.
i Dunno My speeD but iM pretty persistent anD only get More rileD up as the hunt goes on ;o)
that sounds . . . incredibly convoluted . i'm not sure if that's rude to say ? it seems like something that'd cause more problems , than it'd solve , in any case . ): i hope you find something -- or someone -- fit to chase somenight .

it is unnecessarily convoluted, yes. i dont find it all that rude to say that. thank you for your hopes, i... think i have someone in mind.