WOmen thrOw themSeLveS at me in a vain attempt tO murDer me... aGain.

lucky motherfucker.
Hmm. I'm DOckinG yOu 50 Science cOLLabOratiOn pOintS fOr SayinG that tO me.

how can i get more.
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seems simple enough. and with my durability i imagine id make an excellent test subject.
YOu can aLSO Get them by jOininG the aperture Science COmputer aiDeD Enrichment Center TeStinG FaciLity TeSt Initiative. JuSt GO tO yOur neareSt aperture Science COmputer aiDeD Enrichment FaciLity anD SiGn up fOr Our PerpetuaL TeStinG Initiative.

mm. ill consider it.
