dey fax all of ur stupid fuckin posts 2 me and 99% of dem go straight into da paper shredder ill b honest -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Kult: +15
Kull: +15
Total: 30
Ratio: 1.00
Dick ya gotta upgrade pal you're blowin' through the paper budget. Also it rained recently and all the shredded paper we've been dumping behind the office building has coalesced into some kind of deadly schmooze that'll suck you in if you touch it.
↩ @pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]
fuk my lif man -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @dickAce[DA]
On the plus side, I think we're gonna get a new case from the buildings owner any day now.