Long time, no see, y'all! ::.) Time for a long-awaited epizode of #LottiezLezzonz: ANTZ! Firztly, I know it can be habit to call bugz and critterz "he", but actually, all the antz you see above ground are lady antz! That'z right, girlz are the onez keepin' the colony in tip-top shape and feedin' everybody! Az for the fellerz, uh... Let'z say they got their own place too with the Queen! ( ;ยดยด-``) I know y'all are probably real sick a me pourin' on the grubzyrup for creepy crawliez ever since sayin' the Emprezz' military scientermagantz are studyin' dragonfliez. But some ant speciez can shut their trapz at speedz up to 145 mph, literally the faztezt predatory strike in the animal kingdom! And get thiz: if one getz whooped in a fight, I'll juzt bite somethin' real hard to launch itzelf backwardz through the air to ezcape! It'z creative if nothin' elze, huh? Laztly (and spookiezt, dependin' on your opinion on arachnidz), antz outnumber trollz to a level y'all couldn't even imagine. There'z around 20 quadrillion (20,000,000,000,000,000) antz on Alternia! That shakez out to roughly 2.5 million antz for every troll. Talk about strength in numberz! Or "We Are Family"? Or somethin' that makez senze... Anyway! Hope I do another #LottiezLezzonz WAY earlier than I kept y'all waitin' before! XXส( Toodlez! หโบโงโห ๐ฆ หโโงโบห



