Anyways actually first question. "helgo guyrdoor her d dooro guy u r tentacool hahahhgghghhghhghghghhghghhghghghhhghhghhhhhhghhhhhghhghhhhhhghh n e waeiz u hav no dangur doordemons scard of u but not mameetesprit vergy sorrgy is lost :( inbetweenscary queschuin time!! Where did everyone go?" This is hardly legible. Have a nice day. โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
I would appreciate a translation.
Doorguy thinks you're cool !! also you are so cool that all the freaky demonic entities fear you, and you are in no danger. he is sorry however that your matesprit is not as scary, and thus not immune to entities.
I see, I appreciate the translation. Doorguy, I think you are great. And don't worry I don't intend on letting anything happen to her. Plus I'm quite sure she can handle herself.
indange r smokelady is asdking vergy lost under bed What is your favorite liquor?
I see, favorite drink is Rum. I usually like mixing things in with it but straight rum is always good in my opinion.
I saw, thank you doorguy.