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ii ddrrooppppeedd, tthh ee ccooffffeeee ii wwaass bbrriinnggiinngg ,, ttoo mmyy ccoowwoorrkkeerrss ,, hh,,, ii ggoott aallll tthhee wwaayy,, , uupp ttoo, tthhee,, ooffffiiccee,,, , aanndd tthheenn ddrrooppppee dd iitt,, oonn oouurr, ,, bblluuee ccaarrppeettiinngg ,, , aanndd aamm,, , oonn mm, oonn mmyy hhaahhddssnn, aanndd kknneeeess,, , ssccrruubbbbiinn gg iitt,, , ii aamm, ssoo oossrrooyy , ssoorryy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +46
Kull: +30
Total: 76
Ratio: 1.53

Oh dear. At least you wiell louk cute lieke that, sou they'll liekely fourgieve you.

;~; tthheeyy ddiiddnntt sseeeemm aannggrryy , bbuutt ii aamm ssttiillll ssoo aappoollggooggeettiicc , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Goud. Beieng apoulougetiec makes you appear all the cuter. Nou wounder they are nout angry. I wounder houw much ouf thies ies doune oun purpouse by you and houw much ies siemply your pathetiec energy.

uuwwgghhhh , nn nnoo , nnoonnee ooff iitt iiss iioonn ppuurrppoossee tthhaatt wwoouull, dd bbee, "REALLY UNPROFESSIONAL, MERGAL" iimm ddeeddiiccaatteedd , ttoo ,, ddooiinngg mmyy bbeesstt , ,aallll tthhee ttiimmee, aallwwaayyss,, , mmyy bbeesstt iiss jjuuss tt, uussuuaallllyy nnoott eennoogguuhh, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Aww, pouppet. Well, ief you were ever tou be fiered, coume and fiend me. I would take you ien, iencoumpetent our outherwiese. Preferably after I fiend myself ien a less iencounvenient sietuatieoun... But I am sure that you shall be fiene four quiete a loung whiele.

hhwwuuhhgg,,, , oo, kkaa yy, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]

Kult: +5
Total: 5