:> R^ting horror movies by how rel^t^ble I find them ^nd how stupid I think the monsters ^re. Stop t^unting ^nd le^ving the sm^rtest ch^r^cter for l^st, you’re ^sking to be killed! Al^s. <:
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] any g00d 0nez yet? [END MESSAGE]
:> I w^s just telling Ormici how I enjoyed Iron Lung: A M^n Descends Into An Oce^n of Blood, but honestly I struggle to enjoy ^ lot of cl^ssic monster movies bec^use I get distr^cted by in^ccur^cies or ^nnoyed by stereotypes. Or bec^use they c^n’t m^ke up their minds. Is the monster ^ ruthless but intelligent killer or is it ^ mindless be^st? Both h^ve their own br^nd of horror but if the n^rr^tive keeps sw^pping which one it is it gets ^nnoying ^nd uncle^r. <:
[BEGIN MESSAGE] interezting. i wi11 have tt0 watch tthat 0ne. i enj0yed tthe human h0rr0r m0vie annihi1ati0n. tthere waz n0t z0 much a m0nzter az tthere waz tthe exiztentia1 tthreat 0f change. zimi1ar1y. tthe human m0vie n0pe. ab0ut tthe h0rr0rz 0f zpectac1e and exp10itati0n and h0w we cann0t ttru1y ttame anything. y0u are c0rrect tthat it iz ann0ying when tthey keep changing it. [END MESSAGE]
:> Oh, I’ve re^d the book of th^t but not seen the movie. I’ll h^ve to try it sometime…though I don’t find it sc^ry bec^use it’s b^sic^lly just me ^ few steps to the left, h^h^. I liked Nope too. I didn’t find it sc^ry but I thought it w^s unfortun^tely very relev^nt. Very be^utifully shot, ^ngle ^nd scenery-wise. It’s so dumb! Pick ^ theme ^nd stick to it! If you’re going to h^ve the monster ch^nge over time th^n ^t le^st set up th^t possibility e^rly on. SIGH. <:
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i did n0t find it zcary but it waz beautifu11y executed. zimi1ar1y z0 waz n0pe. tth0ugh i d0 n0t d0 we11 with jump zcarez it tturnz 0ut. [END MESSAGE]
:> Th^t’s re^son^ble of you. I don’t mind them inherently but I think they c^n be ^nnoying or poorly used, ^nd it’s underst^nd^ble to find them unple^s^nt. <: