we should start fusing trending hash tags together. #vaguepissing .
i don't think i would be all that great at explaining it in detail but basically we are best friends in every timeline. try asking one of the other karkats for more info!
OH MY GOD. I MUST HAVE GENUINELY COME INTO CONTACT WITH SOME SORT OF CRAZY PERSON.
you do know what website you are on right?
YOU KNOW WHAT. YOU ACTUALLY MAKE A FAIR POINT. MEALPRONG FOUND IN NUTRITION BLOCK, I FUCKING GUESS.
that is not what i meant! although i kind of walked right into that one haha. what i mean is that this website is sort of connected to and brings together all kinds of distant timelines and universes and shit or something like that. you have definitely seen or interacted with different version of you and other people you know right?
OF MYSELF? FUCK NO. OF OTHERS? WELL. I GUESS I HAVE. BUT IT'S ALREADY A LITTLE FUCKING STRANGE ON ITS OWN THAT YOU KNEW THAT. AND THAT YOU KNEW MY GOD NAME, SEEING AS I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT SHIT LISTED HERE. BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THIS IS JUST SOMETHING I'M GOING TO HAVE TO END UP BEING "FINE" WITH.
i am sure one of the other karkats would be better at explaining it to you haha. why else would i know your name if i am not being honest about being best friends with you!
FIRST OF ALL, WHY THE HELL WOULD I *EVER* WANT TO TALK TO ANOTHER VERSION OF ME. I TALK TO MYSELF ALL DAMN NIGHT AND FRANKLY, BEING THIS STARVED OF CHOICE ONLY MAKES ME LEAGUES MORE EXCRUTIATING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO. *FUCK* THAT GUY. I'M ACTUALLY SO TIRED OF TALKING TO THAT ASSHOLE THAT I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE AN EXTENDED SABBATICAL FROM IT SECONDLY. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. THERE ARE PLENTLY OF FREAKS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD WHO FROTH AT THE SQUAWK BLISTER FOR THE SORDID CHANCE TO TALK TO A CRIMINAL. MAYBE THEIR CUSTODIANS DROPPED THEM PAN-FIRST ON THE NUTRITION BLOCK TILE A LITTLE TOO HARD. OR MAYBE THE'RE JUST INNATELY DEPRAVED. WHO CARES? IT'S NOT MY JOB TO KNOW, BUT I KNOW THAT THERE'S A DECENT CHANCE YOU PROBABLY *ARE* ONE OF THOSE FREAKS WHO JUST FOUND IT OFF SOME INTERGALACTIC DATASHARE OR SOMETHING.
wow you REALLY are karkat haha. i think it could be enlightening to learn about what other karkats' lives ended up like is all! you should consider it sometime when the idea feels less excruciating in the moment.