:0(I have just made an account and yet have received nary a *single* message! I assumed with my status that you'd be all over me by now... I am "Shaking My Head", as I am told they say on sites such as this.)

sorid, huh
:0(Do WHAT to my posterior? Young sir, I am going to find your hive and drop a crate of hungry, high maintenance lusus and make you take care of them lest your conscience be tainted by their demise!)

El em ay oh
:0(Ah, a typo! How unfortunate, this users comments causing so much dismay I forget my manners. Sordid would be the correct word here.)

Ohhh, babe... You're cooked. This is a land of very different laws than you're used to, and I'd advise being of an open mind towards adjusting accordingly.
:0(I will adapt. I appreciate the forewarnings, but I believe I have already seen this take place before me.)
in my @wn defense, can't speak f@r any@ne else @n the matter, but i @nly just disc@vered y@u!! @n@ and, if i'm bein' h@nest, i'm a little intimidated t@ message any@ne directly, even if they are a sister. @n@
:0(I am admittedly shocked to learn how many hadn't heard of me here... I suppose it is a big planet!)

You've definitely gotten a taste of the culture shock, it looks like.
much t@ my chagrin, i didn't get @ut t@ many celebrati@ns back when i was @n planet. and n@w i'm stuck fl@atin' in the v@id, s@ i haven't been able t@ g@ t@ any since leavin'. @n@

