
I’m not obsessed with Resident Evil, you are.

Z. i wwaz not zcared wwhat zo evver liar .Z

Yeah? Gonna come over again sometime and prove it?

im droolin over the tango scene w luís 2 this day...

I feel like you’re just drooling over him in general. But who can blame you, really.

¿qué más puedo decir? no me resisto a un hombre como él 🫠

Z. i wwill be ovver momentarily to zhut you up at the vvery leazt. .Z

I’m literally in bed, guppy.

Z. wwhat doez thiz fact havve to do wwith anything .Z

You could not pay me to get up from my cozy as fuck nest to answer the door when I could doze off instead. Mmmm. Nap. … Well, not nap, full sleep.

Z. i am vvery capable of letting myzelf in az you recall wwe zhall enjoy a nap in your nezt before playing your ztupid not zcary horror game. .Z