
Does anybody else use the length of a YouTube video as a unit of measurement? For example. I set my computer to play an hour-long video (contents undisclosed) while I slept and presumed I'd sweat my fever out. I don't know if it was serendipity or if I'm simply insane, but I "woke up" again just as the video was ended, indeed feeling just slightly better and not like a perverted porcelain popsicle (internally). Addendum: My fever dream was /something else/. I dreamt I had a penis. And I went through all the stages you can imagine, my dear reader. I was very well endowed, but not comically or pornographically so. Just slightly above average. Cut. Thick and veiny. Yes, these are all my preferences, I figured my subconscious would need something to base itself off of. I helicoptered that thang. Swung it back and forth until it slapped my hips and made small thuds. I edged myself countless times- In the realm of Morpheus, of course, time is but a construct, while in reality I was convulsing in chills for an hour. I finally gave myself the release I deserved and... Is that really it? Three or four seconds of head-to-toe tickles, a spray of goo and... That's it? Discuss. Tagged #nsfw in case you don't want to read about phallic phever phdreams at 3 in the morning. Also, tl;dr: The vicepresident has a fever dream about being a cock-toting boy.

