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The young trroll experrience is learrning about some minorr historrical figurre with yourr sign and then deciding that is yourr ancestorr because that's a "rrarre coincidence" (literrally 1/24 chance with everry perrson in yourr caste you meet),

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

I am the one and only descendant of the adherrent, trrust me, we arre both Licens,

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This user likes them a little thicker than that.
@containedArmageddons[CA]

thankfully i 0nly know 0ne fucking dweeb who ever tried that shit. they were unf0rtunately correct by sheer luck but f0r everyone else they're really 0ut there thinking it only takes a sign 0r something and n0t trillions 0f dna strands floating in the bubbling genesacs 0f the mothergrub tw0 accidentally realign a -second fucking time- and spit 0ut a substantially similar troll. which gets m0re unlikely every single pail added.

It's 100% a childish fantasy; I'm prretty surre it occurrs most is FLARrP addicts with too much actual historrical trreasurre to prretend arre heirrlooms,