i will take the cold over the heat any day of the week, because you can only take off so much before you're down to your skin, and then what? can't take that off!

YOU'D TH1NK B31NG DR4GON-COD3D 1'D LOV3 TH3 H34T BUT 1 4LSO 3NJOY TH3 COLD! H4H4. BUT Y34H, 1'M 1N 4 T-SH1RT 4ND MY BOX3RS R1GHT NOW 4ND BL4H!! 1T'S ST1LL SO FUCK1NG HOT, 1 F33L L1K3 1'M GONN4 M3LT. >:/
are you getting enough to drink? can't have you getting cooked in the heat now, there's no fun if you end up being teresi jerky. :p

Y34H, 1'M HYDR4T1NG DON'T WORRY. 1'M DO1NG MY B3ST TO COOL OFF. >:]
you better, because if not, i will find you, and i will make sure you take care of yourself, or else.

D4MN! THR34T3N1NG TO T4K3 C4R3 OF M3? SC4RY! >X] H3H3.
well how am i supposed to have future shenanigans with you if you become a dried out husk of a troll?

H4H4, 4WWW!!! >:///] YOU'R3 M4K1NG M3 BLUSH! YUCK! >:P

S1GH, 1'LL L3T YOU W1N TH1S T1M3, 3GB3RT. ONLY B3C4US3 YOU'R3 B31NG CUT3.