[As we all know, social media is for those with nothing better to do][Or those who can't make real friends][Or those who want to pretend to be aliens][That's definitely SOME sort of crime, by the way][You're denying the glorious troll form and worshiping the inferior xenos flesh][Gross][That or you're all getting TOO into flesh, period]{Can't we save that energy for the drones}[Actually, don't, I hope you're all dry when they come to collect] [Now][That all said] [It TECHNICALLY falls under my responsibilities to be available and keep an ocular globe on things][This just so happens to be the path of least resistance that checks both those boxes off][Don't take this as some excuse to start harassing me or sending me awful photos or anything like that][I am just here][To observe][Not be observed] [So.]{What else}[I like sweets][I enjoy my solitude under the sea][I'm the leading figure in the field of neuroalchemistry][If you're curious I might deign to answer any questions][I suppose][You will refer to me as My Heiress, Your Majesty, Your Highness, or Docterror Midine]<Incur my wrath and face the consequences!>[Yes, that should do][Send chit]
your profile pic looks like a roblox character
Ain't no pretending here, the aliens are aliens. I *could* turn into a cerulean troll if I really wanted to but that feels disrespectful in its own right.
aight just saiein what i see
[Oh please][Like any xenos could crack into the Empire's ultranet][Even if they did, they wouldn't use it to.]<Brag about it! And show their gonads> [ #nsfw]
So the paradoxical parent company behind both Trollian and Pesterchum share code with this site. My former account was on the registered list of users and I received a welcome invitation email in alternian. Thankfully I can read it so I figured hey why not its been a second since I've hung out with trolls.