can we blame this eridan guy for #eridanweek fucking sucking???
when someone deserves to hear it, they deserve to hear it also, it's rare that i meet a clawer it seems like it'd be a pretty interesting thing to be working as
0 yeah im a lil unc0nven+i0nal w0rking in rela+i0nship law bu+ i+s super imp0r+an+
i can see how that would be a pretty big thing, even if it's unconventional quadrants can get . . . messy to say the least
yeeeaahh i +ry 2 keep +hem fr0m breaking up bu+ wen +hey d0 i help +hem s0r+ 0u+ +heir asse+s!!
so you work an interesting plus you're kind, beautiful, and intelligent based on your career choice i cannot fathom how surtur managed to get a matesprit like you
swear i won't tell him but also genuinely the last thing i expected *you* went for *him*???
yeaaah bu+ i can+ +ell u y 0n main cus i d0n+ wanna ruin his lil pers0na i+s very q+ h0w hard he +ries >v<