I DONT KNOW IF IVE MADE THIS MORE THAN APPARENT TO YOU ALL, BUT I SHOULD DO SOME SORT OF ACTUAL INTRODUCTION. MY NAME IS ARADYM PAELAX, ONE OF WHAT SEEMS TO BE MANY HEIRS AND HEIRESSES ON THIS PLATFORM. ASK ME WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, THIS ALTERNIAN NAVY WIFI IS DOGSHIT ANYWAYS.
I'm curious. You're in an Alternian Navvy? WWhat does that evven look like? Howw do you fit into it?
IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I MIGHT HAVE INTEREST IN IF I WAS ALLOWED TO HAVE INTERESTS OUTSIDE OF HAVING TO LEARN GOVERNMENTAL FUNCTIONS AND SOCIETAL STRUCTURES. PLEASE, TELL ME ABOUT IT. I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF ACTUAL FUN INTERESTS.
WELL, I'LL EXPLAIN IT ON HOW MY ALTERNIA IS LIKE. BASICALLY, MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE WAS SEEN AS A SORT OF MISTAKE BECAUSE THERE HAD NEVER BEEN ANY OTHER MALE FUCHSIAS BEFORE, THEY WANTED TO KILL ME BUT COULDN'T. SO, THEY TOSSED ME TO THE NAVY AS A WIGGLER. YOU HEARD IT RIGHT, YOUR SPEAKIN TO A WIGGLER SOLDIER, COURSE IM FULLY GROWN NOW. THE GOAL WAS IDEALLY THAT I'D DIE ON SOME FAR OFF PLANET AND BE FORGOTTEN ABOUT, BUT NOPE! I'M ALIVE, MANGLED, BUT ALIVE.
J⟡J⟡--> uhm s⟡ my en⚓︎ire ♡nces⚓︎ry is pl♡gued by ⟡ne rus⚓︎bl⟡⟡d wh⟡ h♡⚓︎es us s⟡ much he ⚓︎ries (successful ⟡nce in ♡ blue m⟡⟡n) ⚓︎⟡ cull 4 gener♡⚓︎i⟡ns (⟡⚓︎hers like me ♡re jus⚓︎ ♡ffec⚓︎ed by his ♡c⚓︎i⟡ns)! :) <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
Unlucky is right. You sure did get the shit end of the rod. Odd that there are no male fuchsias in your wworld, you aside. WWe're sparse enough as is wwithout bringing fucking gender into it. BUT H-EY, you'vve livved to see space. score? maybe.
WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A BOOK, PERHAPS I MAY BE INTERESTED IN HEARING MORE ABOUT THIS.
I MEAN, THINGS GOT BETTER AFTER I WAS TRANSFERRED TO A DIFFERENT REGIMENT. PREVIOUS DEPLOYMENT I WAS AT LASTED FOR 8 SWEEPS, GOT TREATED MORE LIKE A BARK-BEAST MUTT THAN A PERSON, SICCED ON FRONTLINES AND TOLD "GO KILL THEM RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY" SO, I'D SAY THAT ANYTHING IS AN IMPROVEMENT OVER THAT.