
*IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE [IH] HAS POSTED A VIDEO!* *ITS A BASIC 12 SECOND CLIP WITH OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WITH A REALLY WOBBLY ANGLE, BEFORE THE CAMERA FLIPS TO WHAT LOOKS TO BE ARADYM SHIRTLESS, BEFORE CATATROPHICALLY STUMBLING ONTO THE GROUND AS THE VIDEO ENDS.* #SUBSTANCES #NSFW

WAAAAAR MAHKS' YAH LOOK OLHDUR..

ᐖ HEY I KNOW THIS RIᑈK ᑈOMING FROM ME BUT WHY ᐖA FUᑈK U TYPING LIKE THAT ᐛ

DURNK

IHUM... NO???

ᐖ YA NO I GOT ᐖAT PART ITS JUS LIEK. UR TYPIN ᑈRAZIE ᐛ

HAUIRDN TOM TTPY;E WJOIHL DRINK,

Perhaps prove your age later.

ᐖ ᐖIᐖ U ᐖRINK LIKE A BOTTLE OF RUBBING ALᑈOHOL U R TYPING LIEK UR BAᑈ IS 90 PROOF ᐛ

EVERCLEEEER

ALRIGHT, I GOT THE PROOF RIGHT HERE. *IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE [IH] HAS SENT A PHOTO!* *THE PHOTO DISPLAYS WHAT LOOKS TO BE HIS MILITARY RECORD, WHICH INCLUDES A DATE OF WHEN HE CAME OUT OF THE MOTHER-GRUB, THE DATE ALIGNING WITH HIS STATED AGE OF 10 SWEEPS.*