@empyreansApothehosis — #nsfw
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨf Ɨ Ⱥm ♱Ω Ɨndulg-∊ Ɨn ♱ⴵ-∊ ☪︎Ωn♱Ɨnu-∊d #nΣf屮 pΩΣ♱Ɨng, Ɨ♱ ƗΣ ♱ⴵƗΣ. Pl-∊ȺΣ-∊, p-∊Ωpl-∊. DΩ nΩ♱ b-∊ ȺfrȺƗd Ωf ƗmpȺ☪︎♱-plȺy, Ɨ prΩmƗΣ-∊ yΩu Ɨ♱ ƗΣ ΣΩ 屮Ωr♱ⴵ Ɨ♱ Ɨf dΩn-∊ rƗgⴵ♱. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ȺΣ|⟨Ɨng ♱ⴵƗΣ qu-∊Σ♱ƗΩn ȺgȺƗn bu♱ Ɨ'v-∊ nΩ♱Ɨ☪︎-∊d Ɨ♱ b-∊☪︎ΩmƗng Ⱥn Ɨn☪︎r-∊ȺΣƗngly ☪︎ΩmmΩn |⟨Ɨn|⟨ ȺmΩngΣ♱ vƗΩl-∊♱Σ Ⱥnd my Ω屮n ☪︎ȺΣ♱-∊ ♱ⴵȺ♱ 屮-∊ Σ-∊-∊m ♱Ω r-∊Ⱥlly b-∊ Ɨn♱Ω ☪︎ΩllȺrΣ. #nΣf屮 -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ |⟨-∊-∊p fΩrg-∊♱♱Ɨng ♱ⴵ-∊ fȺ☪︎♱ ♱ⴵȺ♱ Ωf♱-∊n♱Ɨm-∊Σ vƗΩl-∊♱Σ Ⱥnd fu☪︎ⴵΣƗȺΣ lƗ|⟨-∊ myΣ-∊lf Ⱥr-∊ r-∊Ⱥlly Ɨn♱Ω ☪︎ΩllȺrƗng p-∊Ωpl-∊. #NΣF屮 -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ dΩn'♱ ♱ⴵƗn|⟨ Ɨ'm b-∊Ⱥ♱Ɨng ♱ⴵ-∊ ♱屮Ɨn|⟨ ΩblƗ♱-∊rȺ♱Ωr Ⱥll-∊gȺ♱ƗΩnΣ. #vȺgu-∊pΩΣ♱Ɨng #nΣf屮 -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
GINO! ARADYMS A-ANCESTOR IS A-COMING EXCUSE ME? DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I FUCKING SAID?! SHUT UP! GET IN THE BACK RIGHT NOW! I GOTTA SAVE-A THE SPAGHETTI! THE TIME.. IT HAS FINALLY COME.. GOG HAVE MERCY ON ALL OF US.. MOSTLY ME. I HAVE TO TELL MY GIRLFRIEND I LOVE HER! HOLD ON- YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? WELL, YEAH. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY. WELL, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW THAT? ... WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? WELL'A I DON'T WANT'A BREAKA HER HEART. HE'S A COOL CHICK! WELL WELL WELL.. HAVE MERCY ON MY SOULS PEASE IF IT ISNT GINO "SEXY TITS" FETTU...Read more
I THINK ITS TIME.. TO ORDER A PEPEPEPEPPERONI PIZZA! HELLO IS THIS FRATELLI'S PIZZA?! NO. GODDAMNIT! ALRIGHT, LETS TRY THIS AGAIN- UH, HELLO IS THIS FRATELLI'S PIZZA? YES, IT IS. ..IS THIS ARADYM. YEAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN GINO WHY DID YOU HANG UPON ON ME- BECAUSE I HATE YOU, DO YOU KNOW THE TOLL MY FUCKIN PAN HAS TAKEN FROM YOU CALLING ME NONSTOP ASKING FOR YOUR STUPID PEPEPEPEPPERONI GODDAMN PIZZA! I CANT USE MY BULGE ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOU! I'M JUST TRYIN TO GET A PIZZA! I WANT YOU DEAD YOU LITTLE PRICK, DEAD, YOU HEAR ME- I WANT ONE LARGE- #NSFW #VIOLENCE
OH, THERE'S THE USUAL #NSFW WAVE OVER THE DASH. #DASHWATCHING
QUESTION #40 FROM "A CURIOUS INDIVIDUAL" THEY ASK "HOWS YOUR PULLOUT GAME?" I'D SAY ITS DECENT, I DONT REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TOO REMARKABLE TO SAY ABOUT IT. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/4KPK7IKATXOTG3R39 #NSFW #AAMAE
QUESTION #36 BY @ARSENICCATTURBATE THEY ASK. ":33 < HOW BIG IS IT? :33 < AND IF MEW DONT HAVE ONE, HOW BIG CAN MEW TAKE?" WELL, TO QUOTE A FRIEND OF MINE. "MY GOG ITS THE LENGTH OF AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR!" HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GRYIDI1ZFPV73POKA #NSFW #AAMAE
QUESTION #35 FROM @TANTALIZINGGONADS THEY ASK. "BEEN ASKING EVERYONE THIS. HOW OFTEN DO U JACK OFF." HONESTLY? I HAVEN'T DONE THAT. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/VTDWAU6SCFHAQEBK7 #AAMAE #NSFW
HMM.. HOW WOULD TWINK RISK: INTERPLENTARY DOMINATION WORK? #NSFW
I KEEP BEING SHOWERED IN MILK, HONEY AND TWINKS. #NSFW
QUESTION #30 FROM.. "YOUR WIFE" THEY ASK.. "WHAT IS YOUR BODY COUNT AT THIS POINT, AND I MEAN PAILING NOT CULLING" ..I HAVENT REALLY BEEN KEEPING COUNT ILL BE FAIR. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/C8AU6N284YYTNRUD7 #AAMAE #NSFW
QUESTION #29 FROM "SOME1 U MITE NAWT KNOW" THEY ASK.. "CAN I #TAPDATASS (RESPECTFULLY)" WELL, CMON. I DONT HAVE ALL NIGHT NOW. PULL UP. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/NNNNK7P84DXHBRIV9 #AAMAE #NSFW
QUESTION #28 FROM. YOUR BEST PAL, DENJEA!!! (@EXHIBITIONENTHUSAIST) THEIR QUESTION IS. "CAN YOU THROW IT IN A CIRCLE??? :O)" I DONT THINK I CAN, NOR WOULD I. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/VWKZDF4MSRVJBYCZ7 #AAMAE #NSFW???
DO I EVEN NEED TO ELABORATE. I KNOW THAT I DO, THERES NO POINT IN SAYING THAT I // FUCK // #NSFW
WITH HOW COLD I CONSTANTLY FEEL, LIKE THAT OF A REANIMATED CORPSE, AND MY TENDENCIES TO BITE AND DRINK THE BLOOD OF MY PARTNERS DURING INTERCOURSE.. NAH, NO WAY. MAKES NO SENSE. #NSFW
YES, I AM REPOSTING THIS CHITT BECAUSE IT RINGS TRUE AND ITS THE TUFFEST THING IVE EVER POSTED. HTTPS://CHITTR.ING/PROFILE/IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE/BFCAA356-CB79-4D6B-BEF6-0AF1E1282020
SOME OF YALL ARE LIKE FERAL BARKBEAST THAT LUNGE AT THE MOMENT SOMEONE MENTIONS THE WORD "TWINK" AS IF ITS THE ONE THING THAT WILL ALWAYS GET YOUR ATTENTION LIKE YOU'VE BEEN CONDITIONED AND TRAINED ON THAT WORD. THAT IS TO SAY. SOME OF YOU NEED TO GET A FUCKING COLLAR. #NSFW
IVE UNLEASHED THE 8TH BEAST OF HELL UPON DASH BECAUSE OF TWINK JENGA AND THE FALL OF TROLL AND MANKIND HAS COME, TRULY ITS NEVER BEEN MORE FUCKING OVER AND IM THE ONE TO BLAME. #NSFW
NOW I AM BECOME JENGA.. OBLITERATOR OF TWINKS.. #NSFW
SO.. YOU ARE TELLING ME.. MY MENTION OF LE TWINKS.. OBLITERATED LE TWINKS..? WHY.. YES, THAT WOULD BE THE CASE, MISTER OPPENDYMER. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/452565216905.JPG #NSFW
IM SITTING HERE WATCHING AS I AM PATIENT ZERO OF THE FUCKING TWINK PLAGUE BY MENTIONING TWINK JENGA /ONCE/ #NSFW
DO YOU THINK THERE ARE ENOUGH TWINKS ON THIS WEBSITE WE CAN MAKE A JENGA TOWER AND PLAY TWINK JENGA. #NSFW
MY SHELLFISHBEAST IS TOO BUTTERY AND MY MOOBEAST STEAK IS TOO JUICY, IM LAYING SO MUCH PIPE IM LIKE A FUCKING PLUMBER, NO SERIOUSLY LIKE ITS GETTING TO A POINT PLEASE SLOW THE FUCK DOWN JUST A LITTLE BIT I'VE BROUGHT THIS UPON MYSELF.
OK SO I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT IT, DO I TECHNICALLY FALL UNDER THE DEFINITION OF A "DILF"? I DONT THINK I DO BUT I WOULDN'T ENTIRELY KNOW, NOR AM I REALLY TOO CONCERNED ABOUT IT BUT ITS STILL SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT TO PASS THE TIME. #NSFW
MAN IM GONNA BE REAL IVE JUST BEEN POSTING SOME TOMFOOLERY FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF HOURS, KIND OF LIBERATING TO FEEL LESS LIKE IVE GOT A STICK UP MY CHIGRIN TUNNEL. #NSFW
HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1516820413932503101/IMAGE.PNG?EX=6A340897&IS=6A32B717&HM=8509682ECFDD3082E75159AFE0BFC18FD387F610820FA03E76F4BB2C78C8326D& #NSFW????
..FUCK, WHY DO I FEEL AN URGE TO ENGAGE IN LASCIVIOUS ACTIVITY? #NSFW
I FEEL SO.. JOYFUL TODAY, YET ALSO ODDLY.. LASCIVIOUS. #NSFW
BACK ON MY POLL SHIT. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1508395639443292251/IMAGE.PNG?EX=6A156269&IS=6A1410E9&HM=A4B5F95F9771A8DF2EB17476958493B38E7EE52D3ED518D1409CB2399EBE78E9& HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/J5FTBQHHW74C3YWJ7
OK IT SEEMS LIKE WERE UPDATING EVERY 5 RESPONSES CONSIDERING THATS HOW IVE BEEN DOING IT. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1508262499927986317/IMAGE.PNG?EX=6A14E66A&IS=6A1394EA&HM=4DDB3D157E37909E36EA4B1764B5442EE5D17F4329B070A53AB7FF2DA3939CCB& HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/J5FTBQHHW74C3YWJ7
MORE DEVELOPMENTS ON THE CHART AS ALWAYS. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1508261406472933466/IMAGE.PNG?EX=6A14E565&IS=6A1393E5&HM=AD5C9392421F413443E54CD3521A89B5318FCB21448398D1C90426A23C1684BB& HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/J5FTBQHHW74C3YWJ7
I SHOULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING FROM THE CONCENSUS POLL. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1508258532246683838/IMAGE.PNG?EX=6A14E2B8&IS=6A139138&HM=6104D664A492B3C8B9CEDBE3BC3E57A010D41678BD5F7988B4D1C3C82DC8595E& HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/J5FTBQHHW74C3YWJ7
QUESTION 15; FROM.. "YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW." THEY ASK.. "MAKE IT CLAP ON VIDEO." NO! WHY ARE YOU ASKING THIS?? HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/PTASVEHQADNSQEMO7 #NSFW #AAMAE
QUESTION 14; FROM N/A. "ARE YOU THE TYPE TO MOAN OR ARE YOU SILENT IN BED?" I AM.. QUITE VOCAL, TO SAY THE LEAST. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/PTASVEHQADNSQEMO7 #NSFW #AAMAE
QUESTION 3; FROM "KITTY!" "CAN I TOUCH YOUR ASS?" LET ME ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION, WHY DO YOU WANT TO? #AAMAE #NSFW?
*IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE [IH] HAS POSTED A VIDEO!* *ITS A BASIC 12 SECOND CLIP WITH OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WITH A REALLY WOBBLY ANGLE, BEFORE THE CAMERA FLIPS TO WHAT LOOKS TO BE ARADYM SHIRTLESS, BEFORE CATATROPHICALLY STUMBLING ONTO THE GROUND AS THE VIDEO ENDS.* #SUBSTANCES #NSFW
IGHUEHHG.. PALMHUKS- PALMHUSK.. WHY.. WHAY ARE TALL THE PHOPLE ON CHTTR SO HLOHT AND SHEKSYN. #SUBSTANCES #NSFW
SOME PEOPLE COMPLAIN THAT THEIR HUSK-STEAK IS TO BUTTERY AND THEIR SHELL-MEAT IS TOO JUICY. THATS ME MY FUCKING PECS ARE TOO BIG, GENUINELY ITS KIND OF CONCERNING ME. #NSFW
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO WHO ON FRIDAY? #NSFW #GANGBANGVRISKAFRIDAY
OH RIGHT I DONT REALLY HAVE INPUT ON THE WHOLE GIRLBULGE AND BOYNOOK THING, KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT, ITS A PUBLIC SOCIAL PLATFORM. IM GOING TO BEAT THIS FUCKING ENGINE UNTIL IT STARTS WORKING WITH THIS CLUB. #NSFW
BACK TO OUR SCHEDULED BULLSHIT POSTING. A SECOND TRBUCHET HAS BEEN CONSTRUCTED TO OBLITERATE THESE WATERMELONS, DID I MENTION I FORGOT TO GRAB MY LONG SLEEVE SHIRT FROM #ERIDANWEEK DAMN IT, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT, ITS IRRADIATED NOW FROM THE NUKE. #NSFW???
YOU KNOW, WITH WHAT HAD UNFOLDED AT NIGHT 4 OF #ERIDAN WEEK. SURPRISINGLY, I FEEL AS IF IVE GROWN EVER SLIGHTLY MORE COMFORTABLE WHENEVER IM NOT WEARING A SHIRT. THE WIND IS SURPRISINGLY NICE TO FEEL AGAINST ONE'S SKIN, THEN AGAIN THE REMOVAL OF SAID SHIRT WAS A RESULT OF PURE CIRCUMSTANCE. #NSFW?? I DONT KNOW IF THIS EVEN COUNTS ITS JUST ME TALKING ABOUT HOW IM FEELING MORE COMFORTABLE WHEN IT COMES TO PERIODS OF WHEN IM NOT WEARING A SHIRT.
ABSOLOUTELY MASTERFUL NIGHT 4 OF #ERIDANWEEK HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS A FUCKING BLAST TO BE WITNESS TOO MYSELF, I HAD TO TAKE MY FUCKING SHIRT OFF CAUSE IT GOT STAINED IN WATERMELON JUICE. #NSFW???
THE PRINTER HATH BEEN OBLITERATED, AT LAST, THE GREAT BULDGE PHOTO MASS PRINTING INCIDENT HAS BEEN RESOLVED THROUGH DESTRUCTION. #NSFW
OH MY GOG IT WONT STOP FUCKING PRINTING WHAT DID THEY DO, WHY DID THEY THINK THAT IT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA. #NSFW
YOU KNOW, ITS FUCKING AMAZING SOMETIMES THE KIND OF BULLSHIT PEOPLE GET UP TOO ON BASE. SOME ASSHOLE THOUGH IT WAS FUNNY TO MAKE THE PRINTER PRINT, NEARLY FUCKING.. 500 COPIES OF A PHOTO OF HIS BULGE WHEN PEOPLE NEED THAT SHIT FOR IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS AND WHATEVER. TRULY, THE MILITARY HOLDS ALTERNIA'S FINEST. DEFINETLY, FOR SURE. I AM TOTALLY NOT BEING SARCASTIC RIGHT NOW. #NSFW
DAMN IT I CAN FEEL THE PARANOIA IN THE BACK OF MY MIND CONSTANTLY FUCKING WITH ME AS IM TRYING TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND CHANGE INTO ONE THATS LESS.. REVEALING, LIKE GOG DAMN. THERES NO ONE NEAR ME THATS GONNA STAB ME. BUT ALAS, I MUST KEEP THIS SENSE HONED FOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN SAFETY. #NSFW??
YOU KNOW I DONT KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE ABLE TO SHOW THEIR SKIN OFF AND WHATNOT, IT FEELS WEIRD WHENEVER IM NOT WEARING ANY SORT OF ARMOR OR SHIRT. IT FEELS LIKE IM EXPOSING MYSELF IN A BAD WAY, LIKE I'M LEAVING MYSELF VULNERABLE FOR A ATTACK THAT COULD HAPPEN AT ANY MOMENT EVEN WHEN IM JUST SWITCHING SHIRTS, I ALWAYS FEEL ON EDGE AND TAKE A MOMENT TO INSTINCTUALLY SCAN AROUND THE VACINITY JUST TO MAKE SURE I'M SAFE, AND ALSO BECAUSE I THINK MY SKIN LOOKS UGLY. I DONT THINK MY SCARS LOOK GOOD, I MEAN SHIT. MY FACE LOOKS HORRIFIC, A PORTION OF MY LEFT CHEEK IS OPEN AND A PART OF THE LEFT SIDE OF MY GU...Read more