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i l0ve when all the unempl0yed pe0ple wake up and chittr gets fun.
g00d idea.
n0.
h0w d0 y0u tell s0me0ne y0u're hanging 0ut with t0 st0p writing rpf 0f y0u if she's n0t g0ing t0 even let y0u read it.
if i call myself a pissbl00d 0n main will y0u p0ke me in the eye s0ckets.
27 is t00 many, let's r0und that d0wn t0 22.
i've never g0tten hit by a buggy bef0re. that's g0ing 0n my bucket list.
i'm actually an #alpha y0u just have t0 ign0re the severe depressi0n and the bip0lar and the anxiety and the mild brain damage and the chr0nic pain and the 0cd intrusive th0ughts and the way sunlight makes me sneeze s0metimes.
fuck y0u're right.
there's n0thing h0es l0ve m0re than h0ping i get hit by a car.
this chittr shit is easy.
if y0u aren't mutuals with the rankmaid 0n chittr y0u might as well give up 0n life.
sure y0u can. y0u just have t0 put y0ur thinkpan t0 it. i believe in y0u.
i can't believe pe0ple even care ab0ut quadrant b0rders. y0u sh0uld just d0 what i d0 and quadsmear s0 hard it gets pe0ple killed.
if the sh0e fits.
sh0uld i start calling my f0ll0wers my s0ll0wers? #s0ll0wers
are y0u trying t0 b00st me t0 2000 kult s0 i delete my acc0unt?
y0u're ab0ut t0 get bl0cked why are y0u reacting t0 every single thing i've ever said.
@t0tallyn0tSuspici0us can i help y0u.
anyway maybe y0u'll get a sitty if i get desperate/hungry en0ugh.
fuck! i can't believe i already f0rg0t such a classic bit. thank y0u l0yal #s0ll0wer f0r remembering.
is that a typ0 0r is there s0me part 0f me called the sitty that i have previ0usly been unaware 0f.
true. y0u g0nna get me a pizza 0r what?
can 0ne 0f my #s0ll0wers 0rder me a pizza and have it delivered t0 me and then als0 pay f0r it? thanks.
i'm getting danger0usly cl0se t0 2000 kults. d0 y0u pe0ple actually want me t0 delete my acc0unt.
0r praying f0r. i guess b0th w0rk in this case.
they're preying 0n my d0wnfall 0n chittr.ing.
fucked up if true h0nestly. i'm 0ut here trying t0 live a chaste and inn0cent life and i'm being h0unded 0n all sides by h0rny dem0ns.
every time i l0g 0ff t0 t0uch grass the tl gets inexplicably h0rny.
a little bit 0f b0th.
@gall0wsCalibrat0r#1433 #iykyk https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/d3c344791a83.png
i have terrible news ab0ut that.
watching every0ne else h0rnyp0st when y0u're n0t in the m00d sucks. i wish y0u w0uld all bl0w up instead.
uh huh. c0me back t0 me when y0u're s0ber and dealing with y0ur first p0st-h0ney hang0ver thinkpan ache. it bl0ws. #substance
i'm n0t even d0ing a bit and 0r trying t0 be em0. it just ast0unds me s0metimes t0 remember h0w little 0f a shit the alternian g0vernment gave ab0ut the wellbeing 0f its pe0ple.
it's fucked h0w few regulati0ns alternia has 0n mind h0ney. #substance
what are y0u even supp0sed t0 d
fuck ign0re that 0ne. i hate that y0u can't delete chitts 0n here.
i'm surr0unded by enablers.
believe it 0r n0t, a l0t 0f what y0u're seeing fr0m me is me practicing a l0t 0f restraint. i haven't even had an embarrassing public crash 0ut in a while.
whatever. i guess i'm just glad i wasn't 0n chittr when i was six and marginally m0re unstable than i am n0w 0r y0u'd have seen s0me truly hein0us shit fr0m me.
i'm fine. it's pr0bably 0ne 0f these. https://chittr.ing/pr0file/twinArmaggetfucked/161864e0-0fd2-4f66-82bb-8a094d3249af
i'm g0ing t0 g0 turn 0n the sh0wer and sit in it until i feel m0re like a tr0ll again.
indexable chittr p0sts is disastr0us f0r my brand. please d0n't l00k up embarrassing things i've chitted in the past 0r the present 0r the future.
y0u really get me, man.
like this p0st if i sh0uld buzz 0ff all my hair s0 i d0n't have t0 think ab0ut h0w greasy it is right n0w.
chittr is full 0f pe0ple wh0 just l0ve enabling self destructive tendencies huh.
sp0iler alert: it's g0ing t0 l00k like shit. but i w0n't have t0 see it s0 wh0 cares.
well i guess i'm 0ff t0 find either hair clippers 0r a sturdy en0ugh pair 0f sciss0rs. wish me luck.
i'm a big fan 0f y0ur c0ntent. never st0p chitting.
fucked up.
that's what life is all ab0ut baby.
the amp0ras are c0nsistently the funniest pe0ple 0n chittr with0ut even trying and that's unf0rtunate.
d0n't w0rry ab0ut it man, g0 back t0 sleep.
y0u're in her dms while i'm in her friendficti0n wearing pr0grammer s0cks and getting railed within an inch 0f my life. #wearen0tthesame #nsfw
en0ugh h0urs have passed that i can finally admit that fucking 0bvi0usly i'm n0t g0ing t0 shave my head f0r chittr p0ints. i lied t0 farm engagement.
l00k i may be terminally 0nline t0 a frightening degree but even i'm n0t en0ugh 0f a sick0 t0 let syc0phantic cl0ut chasing affect my real actual life. if i'm g0ing t0 shave my head f0r any reas0n it'll be tw0 and a half days int0 a manic epis0de and n0 0ne 0n chittr is ever g0ing t0 see the result.
n0 0ne can run a j0ke int0 the gr0und quite like the chittr hivemind.
pretty bad at first but every0ne g0t better after a while.
been there, d0ne that.
the nice thing ab0ut being a chittr micr0micr0celebrity is that at this p0int i can just talk t0 myself regardless 0f whatever stupid shit is happening 0n the feed and my chitts still get attenti0n. #alpha
a near fatal am0unt 0f head trauma and l0sing my eyesight.
abs0lutely. s0me tr0lls w0uld pay an extravagant am0unt 0f m0ney f0r it.
s0metimes i miss the v0ices in my head and that's why i spend s0 much time 0n chittr.ing.
real shit.
am i ab0ut t0 bec0me a target 0f f0rcefemming again?
all these s0lluxes 0n here fr0m different timelines and yet there hasn't been a girl 0ne.
wait shit
is it even p0ssible t0 delete a chittr acc0unt?
i never actually th0ught this day w0uld c0me.
g00d fucking riddance chittr.
0h my g0d. hey d0es any0ne else feel lightheaded all 0f a sudden?
yes rankmaid-sama, whatever y0u want rankmaid-sama, i'll chit until y0u tell me t0 st0p rankmaid-sama.
well, i can make an excepti0n.
d0n't l00k at me. #relapse #chittingaddicti0nisreal
i d0n't kn0w what y0u're talking ab0ut.
it's pretty awes0me that i still racked up a few d0zen kulls and kults while i was g0ne. #alpha
hm. much t0 c0nsider.
hey d0es it c0unt as a new crush if it's 0n an alternate versi0n 0f an 0ld crush?
i kn0w, right? trying t0 artificially inflate 0ne's kultsc0re is s0 passé.
0f c0urse all the kultchasers 0nly c0me 0ut as piss-likers when it bec0mes a trending t0pic. #nsfw #pissp0sting #pissgate i fucking guess.
i get s0 much game they call me the super mari0 h0e. #recyclingmy0wnj0ke
wild in a g00d way 0r a bad way? because i w0n't lie, this is kinda d0ing s0mething f0r me.
fuck i wish i c0uld d0 that t00.
i'm n0t a substance abuser. i l0ve all 0f my substances equally. #substances
0k wait y0u may have just c0nvinced me.
that s0unds like a pain in the ass, i'd rather just get blitzed 0ut 0f my thinkpan. #substances
shit, y0u're right. i'm s0rry t0 all alc0h0lics f0r my egregi0us 0versight. #substances
b0y, that 0ne was a real hit with the drug addicts. i'd ask if we're all 0k but we're chittr users, the answer is 0bvi0usly n0. #substances
#n0wplaying: ath0th a g0!! g0!! - machine girl https://y0utu.be/Mifdwh7w9fA?si=wM0REvW8PTljBm4a
#n0wplaying: status - machine girl https://y0utu.be/si_6uuQF8ZI?si=lAMJWzBQqcPjiHFK
f0r 2000 b00nies y0u can buy my silence 0n tr0llfundme. d0 the right thing.
what the hell man.
i'd like t0 see y0u try.
i w0uld never aband0n y0u, rankmaid-sama.
n0 i'm n0t just a terminally 0nline neet shut up.
as a few pe0ple have s0 kindly p0inted 0ut t0 me, yes, i kn0w what my username says. i kn0w i was g0ing t0 delete my chittr acc0unt. but have y0u c0nsidered that if i deleted, y0u'd all miss me? i just can't d0 that t0 my l0yal s0ll0wers.
when the fuck did i get suspended fr0m chittr? is it because 0f that thing i said ab0ut my #substances?
yes. i'd rather spend tw0 h0urs trying in vain t0 taste the c0l0r red than whatever stupidity is always happening 0n chittr at all times.
i'm still pretty p0sitive y0u're full 0f shit, but sure, it's n0t like i can humiliate myself any further.
y0u keep saying that, and yet every time i try, all i taste is vague electric fuzz fr0m my huskt0p and disapp0intment.
d0n't kn0w if i sh0uld be flattered 0r 0ffended that the 0nly c0mpliment i g0t is fr0m an0ther blind tr0ll. ...y0u kn0w what, i'll take it. thanks, TZ.
what the hell dude leave my bangs al0ne.
s0metimes i delude myself int0 thinking i have even the slightest chance with any 0f the bad bitches 0n my tl and then i remember what i l00k like.
y0u kn0w a chitt is a little t00 real when it gets m0re pities than anything else.
yeah i've g0t an inf0rmati0nal br0chure 0n tr0ll r0cket science y0u can find between my left and right ass cheeks.
yes.
i just think it's crazy f0r humans t0 get 0n the tr0ll website full 0f tr0lls and act c0nfused when we talk ab0ut tr0ll things. fucking get with the pr0gram already. it isn't tr0ll r0cket science.
well start acting abn0rmal, y0u're pissing me 0ff. and f0r fuck's sake why are y0u typing in green?? it's thr0wing my text-t0-speech 0ut 0f whack.
why d0n't y0u react t0 my dick in y0ur m0uth. y0u're 0bvi0usly thr0wing s0me kind 0f chittr tantrum f0r fuck kn0ws what reas0n, y0u big wriggler.
sure but yesternight this fucker accused me 0f having had a fling with him and n0w he's in my menti0ns hating all my p0sts like get 0ver it already 0h my g0d.
@castigatedGement why are y0u s0 0bsessed with me. #specificp0sting fuck the vague shit. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/39ac09e63bd7.png
maybe it's difficult f0r s0me 0ther sad limp bulged s0lluxes 0ut there but y0u better believe i have abs0lute mastery 0ver my dicks. i'm the best fucking dual wielder this side 0f parad0x space. #nsfw
st0p saying that. and f0r y0ur inf0rmati0n, my pisses are precise and specific, thank y0u very much. #specificpissing
y0u kn0w what, i change my mind. i prefer the pity reacts 0ver pe0ple in my n0tificati0ns trying their best t0 piss me 0ff t0night.
chittr needs an 0pti0n t0 hate f0ll0w pe0ple. i need t0 make it abs0lutely clear wh0's 0n my shit list.
can it be b0th? i'm s0 filthy, i need s0me0ne t0 clean me up.
i can't tell if y0u're c0ming 0nt0 me 0r just being a dick but i w0n't lie i'm kinda int0 it.
felt cute, might delete later. #selfiesunday ((art by hamsters38 0n tumblr!)) https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/f5641bdecd4f.png
heheh. y0u're pr0bably the 0nly pers0n wh0 c0uld say shrimp like p0sture and make it s0und like a c0mpliment.
awh, y0u're g0nna make me blush. but trust me, it wasn't 0ut 0f desperati0n, heh.
that's h0t heheh.
i'm seeing a l0t 0f w0ulds and ifs and maybes but has any0ne else actually fucked themself? #nsfw #selfcest
this is irritating. wake me up when this stupid ass 0bvi0usly artificial green mark hashtag campaign is 0ver.
i'm n0t asking f0r a wh0le week. it 0nly takes a sec0nd t0 d0nate t0 a great cause. a #s0lluxsec0nd.
well y0u w0uld speak in sec0nd pers0n t0 maintain y0ur brand integrity, but in y0ur experience, pe0ple find that c0nfusing.
instead 0f #eridanweek y0u sh0uld all c0nsider #s0lluxsec0nd, it's where y0u d0nate 2 b00nies t0 s0llux's tr0llfundme every sec0nd.
if y0u feel bad f0r me, feel free t0 rectify it by d0nating t0 my tr0llfundme. #s0lluxsec0nd
just remember, if y0u want t0 d0nate y0ur m0ney t0 a g00d cause, there's always #s0lluxsec0nd.
this is the best idea any0ne's ever had.
f0r c0mpletely unbiased reas0ns, i am here t0 end0rse my full supp0rt f0r #peixesperigee.
#rechitt
if y0u're a fan 0f yuri, y0u sh0uld c0me t0 #peixesperigee.
i'm n0t a lesbian but i believe in their beliefs. #yuri #peixesperigee
after a l0ng, drawn 0ut edging pr0cess, i'm happy t0 finally say #imc0ming t0 #eridanweek.
y0u're a genius.
0h, fuck yes, this rules. i'll thr0w away my sec0nd cleanest shirt t0 wear this instead.
sure, i'd l0ve t0 pick 0ut s0mething t0 g0 with my sec0nd cleanest shirt.
yeah. why?
in h0n0r 0f #eridanweek i'll be wearing my sec0nd cleanest shirt. https://i.pinimg.c0m/736x/3b/2f/80/3b2f800bbf4ea728905dbfbc4226e787.jpg
y0u're just jeal0us we have matching 0utfits and y0u d0n't.
i'm revising my previ0us chitt. in h0n0r 0f #eridanweek, @cuttlefishCabbalist has picked 0ut new matching 0utfits f0r us. https://i.pinimg.c0m/736x/e7/dc/74/e7dc742ba38db37f19709498272f05b1.jpg https://i.pinimg.c0m/736x/31/4b/cf/314bcf2cf01815134d74372183dff4c3.jpg
yeah, i w0uld've tagged al0ng with y0u 0n the way here but i wasn't even g0ing t0 c0me f0r real. but a mean h0t capitalist begged me t0, and i c0uldn't let her d0wn. i'll try and find y0u.
i think this marvus dude is g0ing t0 give me brain damage. i'm a big fan.
n0t yet. but i may end up humiliating myself t0m0rr0w, and if i d0, then yes.
nevermind, this set just turned int0 a sens0ry daymare. @gutsyGumsh0e is there s0mewhere a tr0ll c0uld g0 t0 take a breather 0r is #eridanweek just g0ing t0 be like this the entire time.
n0 shit? i liked his s0ng with tr0ll r0sé. bummer.
i've been a little busy. wh0 the fuck died?
man, if i can't accurately predict s0me fuckhead's death i might as well give up the title 0f mage 0f d00m.
0k well sucks ab0ut that 0ther guy. what celebrity d0 we think is dying at #eridanweek t0m0rr0w? my m0ney is 0n tr0ll bbn0$.
thinking ab0ut b0ys.
my high w0re 0ff and n0w i'm g0ing t0 g0 bash my f0rehead int0 the nearest flat surface until s0mething happens. g00d night 0r g00d m0rning 0r whatever happy #eridanweek. #substance
g0d, y0u're the 0nly pers0n that i'm actually embarrassed kn0wing has seen this p0st. i feel like i sh0uld ap0l0gize. that said, y0u can't just say that and n0t tell me which 0nes y0u g0t.
like what y0u see?
that's n0t a bad th0ught. maybe i'll jump instead t0 save me the misery 0f having t0 interact with y0u ever again.
if i were y0u and i'd jump 0ff the nearest building, but n0t t0 kill myself, just t0 break all the b0nes in my b0dy s0 i'd never be able t0 chitt again.
uh huh yeah i'm just kicking myself 0ver here that i can't be y0u. i spend my nights wishing all my p0sts fl0pped s0 hard i became the m0st hated user 0n the wh0le site. and i'm super jeal0us 0f y0ur h0urs l0ng highly embarrassing public crash 0ut 0ver markiplier. y0u caught me.
hey g0regle h0w d0 i delete every strider acc0unt 0ff chittr?
is it t00 late t0 j0in in 0n the are y0u my type bing0 chart bandwag0n? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/aaad227c4e88.png
every time i refresh the tl there's an0ther new strider i swear they're like c0ckr0aches.
s0rry, i st0le y0ur idea. y0u'll have t0 sue me n0w.
and yet i've never met an eridan wh0's successfully killed me f0r g00d.
since i can't delete my acc0unt and am t00 much 0f a chittr addict t0 g0 0n hiatus i'm changing my display name. #pitybaiting #wh0cares
can we kill tr0ll brun0 mars again?
happy trans day 0f visibility t0 all 0f my trans friends, wh0 als0 happen t0 be the c00lest pe0ple ever. i can't see y0u but y0u're still visible t0 me.
i needed an adjective t0 meet my w0rd limit and guessed.
what, are y0u speaking fr0m experience? d0 y0u 0wn a cuck thr0ne? and yeah sure, whatever y0u say. i'd l0ve t0 see y0u fucking try.
heheh i'm glad y0u like it. y0ur appr0val is the 0nly 0ne that really matters anyway.
#eridanweek #nsfw #c0mmissi0n #selfcest day 2: cuck chair eridan gr0ans as he uncr0sses then cr0sses his legs again. it's hard t0 ign0re the gr0wing tightness in his pants, and n0t just because his hipster jeans are t00 skinny. they said he c0uld l00k but wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch. he didn't kn0w that meant he wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch himself either. the tw0 writhing nude grey b0dies 0n the l0ungeplank in fr0nt 0f him are making it difficult n0t t0. "h0ww d0 y0u like that?" m0ans an eridan. "wweh," m0ans yet an0ther eridan, w0rds escaping him. his wrists are pinned ab0ve his head in the hands 0f the t0p eridan. the t0p eridan plunges his ring-laden fingers in and 0ut 0f the fishy n00k bel0w him. t0ned legs are spread wide t0 give the eridan in a cuck chair a pr0per view 0f everything he's missing 0ut 0n. the t0p eridan grins. his sharp teeth glint in the light. he leans 0ver his captive sub t0 breathe c00lly 0ver the 0ther's gills. it's an intimate m0ment. the cuck whines, unsure if he wants t0 j0in in 0r f0r them t0 keep g0ing. the t0p feigns a whisper, l0ud en0ugh f0r their cuck t0 hear. "let's givve him a sh0w." @capti0usGestures @archiveAddict
my dms are always 0pen.
i'm cauti0usly interested. what d0 y0u have in mind?
if y0u want me t0 write m0re weird p0rn my rates are 2 caegars per w0rd. unless i d0n't feel like it, then i w0n't d0 it. #nsfw
0k this chitt is supp0sed t0 be funny st0p pitying it.
fucked up that taking tr0ll xanax at #eridanweek just s00thed my anxiety instead 0f getting me high. i can't have shit. #substance
tr0ll lady gaga signed my f0rehead. i'm never washing it 0ff. #eridanweek
n0t in a bad way th0ugh i guess.
uh 0h. i haven't felt this way ab0ut s0me0ne in a l0ng time. feels... weird. #vaguep0sting fuck y0u.
seri0usly? that's twisted. i'm in.
well my n0tificati0ns are g0nna be useless f0r a while. if any0ne needs me just dm i guess. 0r d0n't, i d0n't care.
@capti0usGestures @archiveAddict what d0es whump even mean?
it sucked.
0k fuck me i guess.
whatever. #iwwantcandy. d0n't make me regret this.
ugh.
i reallyh 0pe y0u're right.
maybe if we pretend it isn't then it d0esn't have t0 matter?
d0es any0ne kn0w if getting married by psych0 sugar high lunatics is legally binding?
ugh n0 i can't if i get up right n0w i tjink i'm g0ing t0 hurl.
i think this is the w0rst hang0ver i've had in my entire life. #substances #FUCKeridanweek
ask dualscar.
0h my g0d tr0ll brun0 mars.
0k well n0w my b0dy hurts in ways i didn't kn0w were p0ssible and i'm married t0 m0re pe0ple than i can c0unt because 0f y0u s0 thanks a l0t.
ugghhhh just let me blame y0u instead.
@cuttlefishCrusher y0u sh0t me with a candy gun?? every new thing i remember just gets weirder and weirder.
h0nestly th0ugh, the real true tragedy 0f #eridanweek is that i l0st my shades. any0ne have an extra pair they d0n't want anym0re? i w0n't pay y0u f0r them but y0u can take s0lace in the fact that y0u're helping 0ut the less f0rtunate.
n0thing, d0n't w0rry ab0ut it.
my type is s0me0ne wh0 will let me huff their pits. send chitt. #nsfw
easy website. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/349b32f08a71.jpeg
@gutsyGumsh0e d0 i still get a free jumb0 buttersc0tch turn0ver if the murder was 0nly half successful? #eridanweek
#eridanweek was disapp0inting but at least it was als0 a gigantic waste 0f every0ne's time and we all became w0rse pe0ple f0r it. glad it's 0ver with.
s0me0ne st0p me fr0m sliding int0 his dms. #vaguep0sting unrelated t0 whatever else is happening 0n the tl.
man, g0 fuck y0urself. literally, g0 fuck an0ther karkat. just let me make j0kes ab0ut my c0mically depressed ass with0ut turning it int0 a huge fucking issue g0d.
n0, i think the perf0rmance 0f my chitts definitely says a l0t ab0ut my inherent value as a pers0n and h0w i need t0 cull myself. put y0ur pityg0ggles away f0r a sec0nd. i'm 0bvi0usly being faceti0us.
i'll never rec0ver fr0m this.
getting 0 n0te chitts at this p0int is fucking embarrassing like 0k i might as well g0 cull myself. #cw-self-harm
d0n't w0rry man. maybe next eridan week we can say #wecame t0gether.
#icame and i went t0 eridan week t00.
s0 i didn't miss anything actually imp0rtant t0night did i? i've been a little busy. @c0ralC0nviviality can attest t0 that eheheh.
maybe y0u c0uld. th0ugh, i'd hate t0 exp0se y0ur inner w0rkings t0 the wh0le chittr feed like this. sh00t me a dm we can see what kinds 0f switches i can flip f0r y0u.
i c0uld flip y0ur switch as many times as y0u need me t0. i've been t0ld i'm pretty g00d with my hands, after all.
0h, h-hate b0t, y0u're g0ing t0 make me blush...
aw, buddy. i missed y0u t00. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/00025bdf10c4.png
@c0ralC0nviviality #daytw0 hehehe.
a different KK, i mean. there's a l0t 0f them ar0und.
yeah KK didn't want free merch fr0m her s0 he said she can send it t0 me instead.
0h, wait. @c0ralC0nviviality i als0 need t0 tell y0u t0 keep an eye 0ut f0r a massive tr0ll lady gaga shipment s0metime t0day. she said she's sending dr0nes.
c0ngrats. i'm pr0ud 0f y0u, buddy.
that's the best argument i've heard s0 far, AA.
it's pr0bably 0ne 0f these. https://chittr.ing/pr0file/twinArmaggetfucked/161864e0-0fd2-4f66-82bb-8a094d3249af
n0, why w0uld i d0 that?
i feel like i've been asleep f0r tw0 days. did i miss anything imp0rtant 0n here 0r can i g0 back t0 sleep?
it's alm0st like having m00d swings means y0ur m00d s0metimes swings. #vaguep0sting
glub glub. #glubp0sting
i'm r00ting f0r y0u buddy.
y0u'll have t0 ask them. timeline shit means they've all g0ne thr0ugh different things and the 0dds 0f any 0f them having experienced the exact specific life i have is pretty slim. th0ugh chances are when y0u find any that type like i d0 it means they're blind and at least half dead.
n0 dude i d0n't want any fucking bees. the last thing a mentally unstable maniac like myself needs is t0 be resp0nsible f0r the lives 0f 0ther living creatures right n0w.
i d0n't have bees anym0re.
true. #rechiitt
kultfarming gimmick 0fficially retired until i think 0f a funnier 0ne.
i'd l0ve t0 tell y0u y0u'll get used t0 it but l0l. g00d luck.
0ne w0uld think by n0w i'd get used t0 meeting alternates 0f pe0ple i like but that c0ntinues t0 n0t be the case. #vaguep0sting
fuck: kill. marry: fuck. kill: marry.
n0 ugh she fucked 0ff t0 g0d kn0ws what timeline and hasn't g0tten back yet. can we n0t talk ab0ut AA right n0w? y0u're fun when y0u're giggly.
eheheh g00d. i like it when y0u're direct.
"pr0bably"? 0uch.
i d0n't kn0w what y0u're talking ab0ut. i put every0ne 0n the tierlist. ...but y0u, specifically, w0uld g0 in fuck.
i just l00ked at y0ur pr0file and y0u actually seem 0k f0r an eridan. at least c0mpared t0 s0me 0f the 0ther 0nes 0n here. c0ngratulati0ns 0n y0ur #redempti0n.
d0n't flatter y0urself t00 much. see my earlier resp0nse t0 tavr0s.
y0u kn0w what, i respect that.
yeah i really d0n't hate y0u en0ugh t0 want y0u dead 0r like y0u en0ugh t0 human marry y0u.
are we still d0ing these? #tierlist #fmk #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/07de1aa76756.png
0h shit did i miss the eridan war? did they all kill each 0ther and then themselves yet?
glub. #glubp0sting
well that's all i g0t f0r my requisite chitt 0f the day. g00dnight everyb0dy.
calling me eg0tistical and then sliding int0 my dms is crazy. #vaguep0sting
n0. i d0n't want y0u at my hive.
and yes 0bvi0usly we're hanging 0ut. y0u still have eyes, use them.
hey what the hell d0n't air my business 0ut like that. y0u're g0nna get me in tr0uble.
WELL, IN THAT CASE, SORRY FOR SAYING YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE SHITTY ICE CREAM. I CAN PASS YOUR MESSAGE ALONG, BUT HE'S GOING TO REALIZE I HAVE HIS PALMHUSK AS SOON AS I DO.
IF YOU'RE TALKING TO SOLLUX, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT ON THAT ONE. I'VE CONFISCATED HIS PALMHUSK. IF YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR GANDERBULBS. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR HAIR ADVICE FROM THE GUY WHO'S PREFERRED SILHOUETTE HAS BEEN "SOFT SERVE" FOR SWEEPS.
INVITED MYSELF OVER TO HOSE HIM DOWN AND MAKE HIM EAT AN ACTUAL FUCKING MEAL. THIS IS PROBABLY THE CLEANEST ANY OF YOU ARE EVER GOING TO SEE HIM. [[OOC: ART BY @CAPTIOUSGESTURES]] HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/04/16/SOLKAT.PNG
y0u think i'm g0nna dr0p everything just t0 sh0w up at y0ur hive? despite what my chittr presence implies i'm n0t THAT desperate. i have shit t0 d0 first. #vaguep0sting
0k g00d p0int.
well that's stupid. we're all adults here. just 0wn up t0 it.
d0n't get me wr0ng, it's hysterical. it's just als0 deeply embarrassing. if y0u can't figure 0ut h0w t0 fuck a cr0nus there's n0 h0pe f0r y0u.
an0nym0usly c0nfessing y0ur hard 0n f0r the m0st desperate tr0ll 0n chittr wh0'd immediately fuck any0ne that gives him the slightest bit 0f attenti0n instead 0f just sliding int0 his dms is the saddest thing i've ever seen. #dashwatching #n0tavaguep0st #thisisab0utcr0nus
we sh0uld have a #megid0minute where we celebrate megid0s every minute. indefinitely.
target audience reached. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/53ddb1103147.png
it's a g00d thing we're dedicating a #day 0r #m0nth 0r whatever t0 s0me0ne wh0 actually deserves it f0r 0nce. if we had t0 have a s0llux week i think i'd finally jump. #cw-self-harm
that's b0th 0ffputting and reassuring. thanks g0dhead AA.
with all these aradias 0nline i was kinda h0ping mine w0uld sh0w up but this was c00l t00. maybe the next #megid0day will summ0n her.
luckily f0r y0u i like y0u guys t00. i might bitch ab0ut g0ing in the bubble but i think we b0th kn0w i w0uldn't put up THAT much 0f a fight.
even if i said n0 y0u'd d0 it anyway.
but dirtr0tting means having t0 g0 0utside and i'm allergic t0 fresh air.
well that was fun while it lasted. back t0 bedr0tting i g0.
i kn0w i'm always the guy saying s0mething seems like a bad idea but, like. seri0usly. #dashwatching
33? fuck i d0n't think i can aff0rd that. it l00ks like i have n0 ch0ice but t0 send y0u a picture instead. what a shame.
0k fine whatever. yes.
i refuse t0 answer that with0ut my legislacerat0r present.
a medium i guess. it needs t0 fit s0me0ne tall and kinda slight.
any0ne kn0w where i c0uld get a fearleader c0stume fr0m?
d0es chitting 0ut "hey s0meb0dy c0me fuck me" ever actually w0rk 0r are y0u pe0ple just desperati0np0sting f0r the l0ve 0f the game. #nsfw
it's c00l. it's better than the alternative at least because if i was c0nstantly getting rec0gnized by pe0ple i'd snap my 0wn h0rns 0ff.
n0 0ne d0es.
it happens t0 the best 0f us.
went t0 human grubbucks t0day and after i t0ld the barista my name she went "0h haha like the mage 0f d00m" and i said yeah, exactly like that. she then said she w0ndered what he was up t0 these days.
but truthfully what i hate m0re than pe0ple actually rec0gnizing me is pe0ple wh0 think i'm tr0ll 2-d fr0m apebeastz and ask f0r an aut0graph.
i'm l0wcapt0renuinely in my fl0p era.
n0 0ne has ever been as washed as i am dude.
fucking hate b0t just pitied me, it's s0 0ver f0r me.
i think i'd rather jump.
kn0wing the state 0f my n0nexistent athleticism and the general cl0ud 0f unluck that hangs 0ver my head at all times, i'm c0nfident that if i tried t0 d0 a flip while #cullingmyself i'd wind up breaking just en0ugh b0nes t0 g0 viral 0n chittr with0ut even successfully dying.
y0u want me t0 embarrass myself t00? fucked up dude.
what the hell nepeta i th0ught we were friends.
i'm surr0unded by 0pps. i barely did anything t0 deserve it this time.
get f0ll0wed by an alt, check 0ut his pr0file, immediately get quadrantm0gged. it's like y0u pe0ple want me t0 jump. #cw-self-harm
i shudder t0 imagine what 0ther depraved shit y0ur thinkpan can c00k up.
w0w. s0 n0t 0nly d0 y0u want t0 desecrate my mangled c0rpse, y0u'll 0nly d0 it if i'm n0t int0 it?? y0u're fucked up. i knew y0u g0t 0ff t0 my misery but this is sick and twisted even f0r y0u.
d0n't y0u? it's n0t like this half empty skull is g00d f0r much else.
ehh, that's n0t d0ing it f0r me. g0 back t0 talking ab0ut h0w y0u were g0nna behead me and use my skull, that was fun.
yeah yeah. what if i 0ffer t0 pay y0u this time?
are y0u g0ing t0 rec0nsider my 0ffer.
what n0se clams? i th0ught y0u sn0rted them all during y0ur last bender.
it was the highlight 0f my life really. these days i'm c0nstantly being swarmed by girls wh0 can't resist setting me 0n their thick laps and pressing my face against their gener0us spheres and str0king me like their fav0rite pet. i c0uldn't have d0ne it with0ut y0u br0.
try g0ing blind. y0u'll bec0me 200% m0re pitiable chick magnet. #trustme
fuck yes.
@sburbDev i've always w0ndered what the deal is with multiple dreamselves. am i just built different?
i'd genuinely kill myself if i were y0u. and it w0uld be a just death because if the universe were fair it'd never all0w me t0 walk ar0und like that.
b0ld c0ming fr0m a prince 0f h0pe.
crazy that literal g0dh00d isn't en0ugh f0r s0me pe0ple. sure y0u have unt0ld mastery 0ver the basic fabric 0f reality and are functi0nally imm0rtal but if the special jammies are ugly y0u might as well give up 0n life. #vaguep0sting
https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/18d14e0c5a71.png #dashwatching
it's an h0n0r t0 have my meme st0len by the president.
#mitunaf0rpresident
a likely st0ry.
sleeping? at a time like this? that's fucked up. #n0tmypresident
tr0llbama's silence 0n the matter is deafening. #n0tmypresident
she's 0bvi0usly g0t questi0nable taste in men. i w0uldn't put it past her.
h0w much d0 y0u want t0 bet she's g0ing t0 fuck him. #dashwatching #specificp0sting #heycr0cker
s0 did any0ne die at the masquerade?
that's scary. it s0unds like a fate w0rse than death.
i'm bad at rhythm games th0ugh. being unable t0 see and having the reflexes 0f a freshly spawned sl0thbeast make me pretty unc00rdinated.
what's "sleep"? i've never heard 0f it.
my d0pamine recept0rs are clearly fried t0 shit because the glacial pace at which chittr is m0ving right n0w feels like hell 0n earth c. i need my tr0llc0mel0n.
i'm g0ing t0 sleep.
he him.
y0u can't d0 this t0 me right n0w. i just barely clawed my way 0ut 0f a depressive spiral.
0k but what did she mean by that. "be wh0ever y0u want". wh0 just says that t0 s0me0ne with0ut elab0rating.
eheheheh 0k i guess i c0uld live with that.
0h hey. ign0re this p0st.
0h that's because it's h0t. make n0 mistake, i am a willing sacrifice t0 the cause.
#f0rcefem. it says it right there.
whatever happened t0 th0se girls wh0 were trying t0 #f0rcefem me a few weeks ag0.
0h shit it's pailing seas0n already? maybe i sh0uld find a way back t0 alternia instead. #nsfw implied heh.
petiti0n f0r chittr t0 implement a hate f0ll0w functi0n specifically s0 pe0ple d0n't think i'm f0ll0wing that weeb f0r any reas0n 0ther than disgust and m0rbid fascinati0n.
*liked t0 bite. damn these fucked up teeth.
bed bug is what she calls me because i'm in her bed and i like t0 bite. #nsfw #ifuckingguess
the bed bug chitt g0t me fucking deverified. my genius is s0 underappreciated.
seri0usly, this place is hell and i want 0ut.
n0w i'm just being taunted.
0k y0u can all st0p reacting t0 th0se p0sts. it wasn't an engagementbait gambit it was just me being mildly ann0yed f0r a sec0nd. i d0n't want t0 keep getting n0tificati0ns.
i'm being genuine when i say this is the c00lest thing i've ever seen.
h0ly shit.
fucking seers. n0thing ever gets past them. #vaguep0sting #directp0sting
0k fine. y0u're lucky i d0n't have en0ugh self respect left t0 argue against it. 0bvi0usly i'm g0ing t0 d0 it but FUCK.
SIGH.
@capti0usGestures @handMaid fuck b0th 0f y0u i am n0t rec0rding myself reading that.
it's c00l, i'll figure s0mething 0ut. thanks anyway.
yeah, basically. i just pr0mised s0meb0dy i'd c0me visit and it's ab0ut time i get 0ff 0f earth c anyway. it's kind 0f my thing.
any bef0ran tr0lls 0ut there willing t0 let a c0uple 0f strangers crash 0n their l0ungeplank f0r an indefinite am0unt 0f time?
the d0wnside 0f deciding 0n an incredibly unfunny chittr engagementfarming gimmick like this 0ne is that every time s0me0ne f0ll0ws me i d0n't kn0w if it's because they actually give a shit ab0ut my chitts 0r if they are just trying t0 get rid 0f me faster.
n0t a bad idea. it's ab0ut time i f0und s0mething new t0 get fucked up 0n. can y0u channel them l0ng distance 0r d0 i need t0 c0me find y0u first?
thank fuck. i was danger0usly cl0se t0 having a rati0nal th0ught. i need rand0m insipid bullshit t0 survive.
is it fucked up that s0metimes i miss the v0ices in my head? this thing is t00 empty s0metimes.
l00k, i d0 a l0t t0 c0mpr0mise my dignity f0r the whims 0f attractive insane bitches but i draw the line at pickles in nutella.
what is it ab0ut h0t girls and having the m0st wretched d0gshit taste in f00d imaginable? #dashwatching
evil s0llux is pr0bably mentally stable, well rested, and d0esn't l00k like tw0 day 0ld r0adkill.
i haven't d0ne any #h0rnyp0sting in a while, huh.
like this p0st if y0u want t0 get d0uble dicked d0wn by a mentally ill ex-psi0nic. asking f0r a friend. #nsfw
hi himer0.
i'm s0llux, i'm queer, and it's n0ne 0f y0ur business h0w. happy #pride every0ne.
she land 0n my brain til i fire.
wait shit i f0rg0t it was pride m0nth. i meant he land 0n my brain til i fire. #l0vewins
it d0esn't have t0 g0 anywhere. it's whatever t0 me either way. i just decided a l0ng time ag0 there's n0 p0int in beating ar0und the pr0verbial bush when it c0mes t0 this kind 0f thing.
i'm d0wn t0 cl0wn if y0u are.
y0u're right, that's 0n me. hard getting my mind 0ut 0f the gutter heheh. speaking 0f the fincel, are y0u still trying t0 smash that guy? i'm starting t0 think y0u have a thing f0r greasy shut-ins.
0n sec0nd th0ught, p0cket s0llux s0unds... like s0mething else. nevermind.
i can't even snark, that's kind 0f ad0rable. y0ur 0wn pers0nal p0cket s0llux.
2'22"
with h0w 0bsessed y0u pe0ple are with talking ab0ut y0ur heights, it feels like i'm 0n tr0ll tinder again.
y0u can't trust anyb0dy these days, n0t even y0ur alternate self.
sh0uld i p0st a smash 0r pass list t0 artificially b00st my kult y/n. #nsfw
well, the pe0ple have sp0ken. l00ks like i w0n't be d0ing it.
what's with all the ancest0r talk lately?
i w0uldn't say i'm scared 0f y0u 90% 0f the time. gamzees are m0stly chill. but y0u're big as fuck, wield mind altering chucklev00d00s, and a l0t 0f the time, y0u have a nasty berserker m0de that really fucks pe0ple up. what's n0t t0 like?
what, y0u d0n't c0nsider y0urself a sp00ky weird0? i pr0mise i mean it as a term 0f endearment.
damn, 0utsmarted me. i guess i have n0 ch0ice n0w. i dunn0. i just like sp00ky weird0s, man. i like them dark and br00ding and a little mean. 0r a l0t mean. b0nus p0ints if they sit me d0wn and make me listen t0 them yap ab0ut the rand0m es0teric shit they're way t00 int0.
i figured the #vaguep0sting tag was implied.
s0metimes even i'm embarrassed at h0w 0bvi0us my type is.
it may n0t l00k like it but i actually g0 thr0ugh ab0ut 22 distinct character arcs a day.
0k just air 0ut all my dirty laundry, why d0n't y0u. yeah man, s0rry i left y0u hanging. i was severely depressed f0r a while and p00rly juggling tw0 situati0nships and a l0t 0f ill th0ught 0ut cyberflings. happy?
eheheh my bad, did i have y0u bl0cked? i d0n't even remember. it's n0t pers0nal if s0, i was pr0bably just having a #mentalhealthm0ment. i'm sure it'll happen again.
that's w0rse. i w0uld actually rather y0u mass hate all 0f my chitts until the end 0f time because at least then i'd kn0w it's impers0nal.
can s0me0ne fix hate b0t already. if i keep getting pitied by him i'm really g0ing t0 d0 it this time.
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shit, really? i was just making a reference. the badge game 0n this website is insane.
i miss my wife, tails.
i guess we'll never kn0w if i changed it 0r n0t.
if y0u n0ticed me change my display name, n0 y0u didn't.
yikes. speaking 0f l00king int0 terrifying funh0use mirr0rs. #vaguep0sting #kinda
this is the 0nly acc0unt 0n this g0df0rsaken website that matters.
n0w that #lal0ndeh0ur is 0ver it's finally time f0r #s0lluxsec0nd.
#s0lluxsec0nd is n0w 0ver, thanks f0r participating.
and n0w that #sarasec0nd is 0ver, it's time f0r #s0lluxsec0nd part 2.
but then it w0uldn't be #s0lluxsec0nd anym0re.
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#s0lluxsec0nd part 2 is n0w 0ver, thanks f0r participating.
what. am i wr0ng.
i d0n't see why n0t. there's 2 milli0n 0f these fuckers 0nline at all times and maybe 0ne 0f them ever has anything interesting t0 say. the dude yaps because he's in l0ve with the s0und 0f his 0wn v0ice and types s0 he can whack 0ff t0 the c0l0r 0f his 0wn text. 0f all pe0ple t0 dedicate an h0ur t0, strider deserves it the least.
i have yet t0 be pr0ven wr0ng.
i've never been m0re grateful f0r the f0ll0wing tab. s0me0ne @ me when dave h0ur is 0ver and i can g0 back t0 seeing what the masses are up t0 with0ut wanting t0 snap my 0wn h0rns 0ff fr0m the 0nslaught 0f tepid chitts fr0m self pr0claimed c00lkids.
n0w that #daveh0ur is 0ver it's time f0r yet an0ther #s0lluxsec0nd.
#s0lluxsec0nd is n0w 0ver, thanks f0r participating.
they c0uld. y0u d0n't kn0w.
they call me the mage 0f g00n. #nsfw
man fuck 0ff. what w0uld y0u kn0w.
yeah that s0unds ab0ut right.
i w0nder what it says ab0ut me that i keep finding my way back t0 my ex.
happy wriggling day t0 all the karkats 0ut there. and since i'm feeling uncharacteristically nice, i w0n't even menti0n h0w acc0rding t0 the earth and earth c calendars, y0ur wriggling day makes y0u a gemini. because, i mean, i get it. if i were y0u, i t00 w0uld d0 everything i c0uld t0 be m0re like s0llux. #getz0diacm0ggedidi0t
i'll tell y0u the same thing i t0ld KK. i am n0t m0rally 0pp0sed t0 getting culled bef0rus style as l0ng as the pers0n d0ing it is h0t en0ugh f0r me t0 0verl00k h0w humiliated i'd feel.
this place is already a nightmare, s0 pr0bably.
stuck 0n bef0rus f0r the f0reseeable future. any0ne kn0w if bef0rans have any g00d games? if i have t0 play tr0llm0dachi life 0ne m0re time i'm bl0wing this planet up myself.
skill issue. #skillissue
try using that sp0ngemeat between y0ur ears, i pr0mise it's g00d f0r s0mething. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/44a47fe73ab5.png
i have never claimed 0therwise.
hit barkbeasts l0ve h0llering l0l. learn h0w t0 use a blacklist 0r get 0ver it.
the 0nly thing m0re cringe than the c0nstant deluge 0f ask f0rms is the pe0ple wh0 think they're being c00l and c0unterculture by p0inting 0ut h0w much they d0n't care ab0ut the ask f0rms. "an0nym0us asks are lame, just send me shit directly!!" y0u cry, desperate f0r attenti0n but terrified t0 admit it. just suck it up and 0pen a g00gle f0rm already l0ser. every0ne else is d0ing it.
h0ld 0nt0 that feeling, because it'll never happen again.
i f0rg0t t0 p0st this when it actually happened. i dedicate this chitt t0 all y0u serkets 0ut there. i c0uldn't have d0ne it with0ut y0u pr0bably. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/1410ae268451.jpeg
can that guy shut the hell up already.
i haven't d0ne en0ugh p0sting ab0ut bef0rus despite being here f0r nearly 2 weeks n0w and that's because this place sucks t00 much t0 have anything substantial t0 talk ab0ut. like yeah, yeah, we're staying in a dead guy's hive because he's n0t using it anym0re and it's marginally better than the flushed h0tel we accidentally checked int0, but with0ut the threat 0f death by imperial dr0ne l00ming 0ver my h0rns, wh0 really cares.
i mean, he's n0t DEAD. he's just never c0ming back. that makes it m0rally 0k.
shit that's t00 cl0se. i mean 12k kult and kull.
i'm n0 cheap slut. i'll 0nly p0st chest at 10k kult and kull. #nsfw i guess
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