Tired of telling people not to play the game only to be met with, “but i WANNAAA” Fuck it. Do it. Play the game. You’re gonna die. Spoiler alert.
I hold up a picture of Lord English in one hand and Persep in the other. This is what those people sound like.

FINE, MOTHERFUCKER. TELL US *WHAT* YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IN OUR SHOES.
Not become an identity eating/timeline shattering asshole?????

IF YOU WERE A CHERUB. ALONE IN YOUR ROOM. CHAINED TO A WALL. WITH NO OTHER WAY TO ESCAPE. STUCK WITH ONLY YOUR BITCH OF A SISTER. THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD DO?
If I was a cherub, alone in my room, chained to a wall, with no other way to escape — SURE, SURE. I’ll boot up the world ending game, since it’s just me and my sister. The choice to become “the angel of double death”????? No, man. I’d just fucking kick it in paradox space.

omg let’s ruin our lives for funsies, guys. cuz that’s so cute and silly of me. like no!!!! let’s not, thnx.


