Your name is JADA HARLEY-EGBERT. You are RECLINING DRAMATICALLY on your GIR-THEMED PILLOWS and typing on your DOMO PHONE. Someone has sent an ask to your FASHION TIPS BLOG, and you are intent on helping them out because you recognize this username! They complimented your TV REVIEW BLOG, as well as your TV REVIEW BLOG BLOG. Maintaining this many alts would be hard work for most people, but you've been writing your opinions since you were old enough to spell. Your oldest sister still has your drawing of her "PR3TTY OWT FIT" from when you were FIVE framed in her room. Suddenly, your phone pings! It's that ONE WEIRDO who keeps PESTERING YOU. You've always been told since you were a teenager to NOT FEED THE TROLLS unless they want to say exactly what they mean. Mom was very stringent about that one. But you are not going to let this slide! Your parents have ALSO always told you to be yourself! And you plan on LUVING UR FRENS AN FAM and laying down TEH 3|°1€ PWNAGE, just like your Auntie Vriska taught you. It always worked out for her! What will you do?
