[|||] i don't drink gasoline, i only drink oil. crude oil. the black stuff that comes in barrels.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Crude oil? You've got a tangled up think-pan, ptitsa. ]
Yeaaa resssspeeectttttt: finallY a troll of taste
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[|||] don't knock it 'til you tryyyyyy it~
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[|||] i hope it made you feel like drinking oiiiiiil~
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