• i think the one constant in my type is that i like someone who looks like they've lived • i don't really like someone that looks too troll hollywood • if they're conventionally attractive, they have to have something else going on too to negate it • like scarring or age or just being like really weird with it • i just don't have any interest in "perfect" people • for one, no one can be perfect, so the trolls who try and look/act that way are normally hiding things about themselves, and i would far rather someone be upfront about what's wrong with them • but two, i just don't really see the appeal of like... chiseled jaws, clean shaven faces, perfectly smooth skin, and hair that's never out of place • i like a crooked nose, and hair with split ends, a bit of grey at someone's temples... • idk • not really making sweeping statements though, just sort of musing on my preferences
You get me, I'm all for these kindsa things. Honestly every step of our courtship would be punctuated by fallin' into water fountains. It's pretty much the most classic way to go. It beats rose petals on the bed and our dogs leashes getting tangled up together. Even for our wedding we'd be climbing outta water fountain all soaking wet like. "Who keeps putting these water fountains here?" "It keeps happening!"
• we'd be drying off after the wedding ceremony, getting ready for the reception • and by the time we get there, we're both drenched again from that dreaded fountain • it's like it's following us • swear it grows legs when we're not looking • and here's how a romance film turns into a horror flick
How can you even fight a water fountain? Maybe explosives but I've never used them much. Unless you count shoving to fenestrated windows into each other to make a makeshift grenade. Actually saying that aloud I guess regular explosives would be a bit less complicated than making and endless fractal to blow someone up with. Maybe I'd fit in better in a Bruce Campbell-type horror film with the type-a shit I go on about.
• ha • its ok, an army of darkness type horror flick is more fun than something more serious and creepy imo • you do seem like you'd be right at home there • ripped shirt, fighting a fountain with legs by throwing explosives at it • it's a funny thought to me • mm... • ... i'm having fun • you unfortunately are exactly the type of person i could really get into
• its very unfortunate for me • very inconvenient • i've got too many distractions already, yet you're adding to the pile even though i haven't even touched you yet • as for how 'into' • i'll say this much • i really dont get attached often • i sleep around, i won't sugarcoat that, i'm not really the attachment type • but i feel like i could get attached • so, again, you're pretty damn inconvenient lol • i like that you're a little dorky
Whatdya mean dorky I ain't dorky I'm the the toughest dickenist gumshoe that ever did. I'll look past that so I can say that maybe I'm a bit the same. But y'know. Even when it comes to hook-ups us humans tend to get attached. Even if havin' little black books when you did settle down makes up like a third-a my cases. But I ain't. 'Least not for now so y'know. I'm not opposed to keepin' close as pals and occasionally bein' more than that for a while when the mood strikes us. Unfortunately I'm really good at bein' distracting so that ain't gonna change any time soon, you're on your own for that one.
• sure, sleuth • tough as nails, hard as steel, taking names and kicking ass • i get you • still... pals with a side of messing around sounds like a good deal to me • just make sure you actually let me know when the mood strikes you • i'm patient, but i can only flirt around for so long before i start wanting to sink my teeth in
Ha ha well I'm tough as nails and hard as steel. I think I can handle a little bit of those shark fangs you trolls call teeth. But I got someone to visit in your neck of the woods anyway so maybe I'll drop by sooner rather than later.
• i'd like that • enjoy your visit regardless, tough guy