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>>>((What)) color runs out (Your) veins
>>>((You)) have to be joking
mousey see mousey do https://file.garden/ag_ENWSU7Wa2tPRj/IMG_0744.png
>>>(Circling) >>>((They're)) circling once more >>>(Preying) on (Me) >>>(As) if >>>((My)) carcass is soon to be available
>>>(Letting) pests run rampant >>>(Lazy)... >>>(A) deferred issue breeding (Its) pestilence >>>((I)) need an exterminator...
>>>(Misinterpreted) signs >>>((Everything)) unaligned >>>(Struck) stupid, blind >>>((That)) terrible tarot two timer!..
>>>((Nobody)) can change (Their) nature
>> yay!! ¡'11 ડee ya ¡n DMડ then!!
>> .... yeડ! !!
>> .......... ... ¡t waડ k¡nd of funny..
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>> ડomet¡meડ Ch¡ttr freezeડ up on me ડo ¡t 1etડ me put down the ♥️ but ¡ can't h¡t my ♦️. When that happenડ, ¡ have to juડt ડtare at your Ch¡ttડ 1¡ke a ડad dog, wa¡t¡ng for ¡t to 1et me do my th¡ng. ¡ juડt want you a11 to know th¡ડ ¡ડ who ¡ am.
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>> Godડ that'ડ a we¡rd th¡ng to ડay about h¡m
Oh those ones are so finnicky! I always hate those ones.
Okay, fine. I'll find a juicy secret for Ed enrichment.
>>>(NO)!!!
>>>(Level) three) psyop... >>>(Advanced) psionics... >>>(To) give targets what (They) desire, and take (It) away at (Its) apex... >>>(Planeswalking) through dreams is a common avenue, for leaving lasting impressions with little trace.
consequences of posting online i guess!!! >X3
I am safe and careful Ed. Thank you
#vulnerabletarget
y3s!!
HmmHM
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>>>( https://youtu.be/7T4OEZcnOJE ) #music
>>>( https://youtu.be/HzRJUMNdVsg ) #music
>>>( https://youtu.be/ESIKf_wtLnM ) #music
>>>(Defective) tip... >>>(To) surmount an incomprehensible horror... >>>(Don't) try to comprehend (It)... >>>(Ignorance) is bliss!..
>>>( https://youtu.be/B4GbiqIa_78 ) #music
>>>(Extensions) of extensions >>>(Winding), winding, forcefully binding >>>(Daisy) chains though (My) chute >>>(Tongue) crossings, pedestrian ill fortune >>>(Unconvicted), no plea, unheard, with conviction
>>>(An) ever spinning blade >>>(Never) drilling deeper >>>(Boring) over time >>>(Agonistic) desensitized agnostic
>>>(Defective) tip >>>(With) enough time and focus >>>((You)) can purge (Anything) (You) want >>>(Be) the change (You) want to see...
>>>(Grows) without attention >>>(Bad) behavior, (Its) nature >>>(Solutions), beyond nurture >>>((These)) rotten facets foundational
>>>( https://youtu.be/3_V_2BFWahc ) #music
The warped, the mad, the obsessive, the intuitive. Mixing, spiraling, diluting, the pollution of Your being. Repeated introspection leads to further frustration. To know You are wrong, and to know that to be wrong is foundational to Yourself. To feel disgust at Your role in the story, and at Your enjoyment in fulfilling It. They all want to get closer. They're not following the script. It's getting underneath Your skin. Nothing is happening the way It's supposed to. The show will be cancelled. You need an editor. There will have to be redactions. The most important saying in the writer's toolkit. Kill Your darlings. https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/Lalilujann.png
>>>(If) not (Me), then (Who)?.. >>>(A) creaking sometimes echoes through. >>>((Someone)) rings the phone. A dial tone. >>>((It's)) getting late. Some knackered groans. >>>((Someone)) speaks too loud. A cotton ball. >>>((It's)) time for sleep. Some muffled calls. >>>((Someone)) laid to rest. A peaceful light. >>>((It's)) quiet now. Some poignant sights. >>>(A) creaking sometimes echoes through. >>>(If) not (Them), then (You)!..
>>>(Always) shedding >>>(Peeling) away >>>(Whittling) down >>>(A) pristine figurine
⟢nyw⟢y white t⚙︎⟢st, ⚙︎melette with br⚙︎cc⚙︎li spin⟢ch ⟢nd shredded m⚙︎zz⟢rell⟢, s⚙︎me h⟢sh bl⟢ck c⚙︎ffee th⟢ts ⟢ll th⟢t m⟢tters
<<"u-um... t-thanks... y-you seem really nice >//<">>
my scr⟢mbled egg t⚙︎⟢st ⟢nd bl⟢ck c⚙︎ffee c⟢ll t⚙︎ me m⚙︎re th⟢n the r⚙︎⟢sting ⟢nd t⚙︎⟢sting ⚙︎f s⚙︎me n⚙︎n⟢me
<<"ooh, that sounds really nice! i hope it's good!">>
i think ive exhausted all riddles im willing to do plus i dont think i can handle another answer from that one teal! >XD
c< ill taKe yOur wOrd ON it >c
c< OKay, gOOd, NO straiNiN yOurself, OKay? >c
c< ill cOMe witH, 2MOrrOw, yeaH? sO yOu dONt rip yOurself 2 bits? >c
c< aigHt, saMe, 2 aN exteNt, but, if ya ever Need "paiNKillers" leMMe KNOw >c
boooooooo
boo Yoч whore
>>>(Faster)...
c< daMN, yOu 2? glad yOure alrigHt tHO, its beeN a bit >c
whoa hey
+-> P1nned post feels most appropr1ate to curate f1rst. Name's Zephym. 8lue-8looded. 1'm not here to keep fr1endly, 8ut to keep an eye out for SUSP1C1OUS ACT1V1TY through the means of soc1al med1a. +-> Dms open for SER1OUS 1NQU1R1ES *ONLY*. That 1s all. Cur1at out. ||
I smell like paint sometimes.
dame this dame that get in my DAME DMS!!!!!
Sometimes I Think About You And That Makes It Much Easier. #suggestive
c< ill... taKe yOur wOrd 4 it... iM 2 tired 4 tHis sHit >c
Just one more thing... Wow seventeen whole followers its like a regular Trollumbo fan club, I appreciate you all
fuckin bitchinnnnn :D
Oh wait no. Yeah. That's actually completely true. Shit alright keep up the good work, bird.
Ey what're ya implyin' pal?
It's really amazing what the hell the rumor mill spits out about ya when you're gone and busy hangin' out with a ladyfriend, damn.
Whatdya mean dorky I ain't dorky I'm the the toughest dickenist gumshoe that ever did. I'll look past that so I can say that maybe I'm a bit the same. But y'know. Even when it comes to hook-ups us humans tend to get attached. Even if havin' little black books when you did settle down makes up like a third-a my cases. But I ain't. 'Least not for now so y'know. I'm not opposed to keepin' close as pals and occasionally bein' more than that for a while when the mood strikes us. Unfortunately I'm really good at bein' distracting so that ain't gonna change any time soon, you're on your own for that one.
How can you even fight a water fountain? Maybe explosives but I've never used them much. Unless you count shoving to fenestrated windows into each other to make a makeshift grenade. Actually saying that aloud I guess regular explosives would be a bit less complicated than making and endless fractal to blow someone up with. Maybe I'd fit in better in a Bruce Campbell-type horror film with the type-a shit I go on about.
You get me, I'm all for these kindsa things. Honestly every step of our courtship would be punctuated by fallin' into water fountains. It's pretty much the most classic way to go. It beats rose petals on the bed and our dogs leashes getting tangled up together. Even for our wedding we'd be climbing outta water fountain all soaking wet like. "Who keeps putting these water fountains here?" "It keeps happening!"
Exactly. And I make some coffee and wait for you to get out. Let you borrow my clothes that don't fit ya right. Don't push too hard but give ya my attention so you can tell my about anything that mighta happened on your own terms. Eventually it leads to me puttin' my hand on your shoulder and tellin' ya what you mean to me. It's real stone-cold romance if you ask me. Second to only falling into a water fountain together.
I'll leave it to your imagination. One-a us has to play hard to get y'know? 'Till the other can't stand it and is knockin' on the others door in the rain or somethin'. Another situation where I can dry your wet rat hair off with a towel.
Well it's like ya said. There's an appeal to someone who don't look too Hollywood. I'm sure someone wouldn't mind drying your drowned rat hair after takin' a shower with you.
And y'know. Back at ya. I guess. I haven't seen it yet but I think you'd look nice with your hair down.
I try to keep it under wraps too but I can feel my love life leaking out as things like girls in big round glasses are hanging onto my shoulder askin' me... Well point is I thought I was unflinchable but after experiencin' allat I think I'll cede my trophy to you.
Jeez I was jokin' ya know and here you go just comin' out with a statement like that guns blazing. You trolls ain't the type to beat 'round the bush about this stuff...
Hmmm I think I getcha. Not that these fellas are all too familiar but this Henry Cavill fella sure looks like a Bogart-type so I can get the concept. Now it's just got me thinkin' where I'm falin' on that sliding scale. Should I get a bit more roughed up? Something that'll kick me over to the 'Dafoe' side?
>> agreed agreed 🙂↕️
◌ I welcome and encourage it. OZA-TAP is as clean as the air we provide. ⧂
agreed. it iz an interezting experience h0wever.
◌ Never be embarrassed about saying what's on your mind. That's how you keep yourself down. ⧂
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/QNbYWq2X/Untitled253-20260422060011.png #NewProfilePicture "Opportunities don't happen. You create them." ⧂
I feel like I missed some sorta goofy event and a shocking plot twist. But I'm fast approaching my 40's so I ain't got time for that.
Sometimes it ain't about bein' a good talker in this business, it's about knowin' when to listen. I figure you ain't half bad at that part, at least.
Bein' tired means thinkin' of all the social faux pas you've ever made in your entire life and tryin' to not bang your head against the wall wonderin' what they hell you were thinkin' with some of those lines thought were slick at the time.
-=[ i love smoking ci!garretes !! ! im smoking one with you virtually okay ?? can you pass me the lighter_☺]=-
c< tHats uNderstaNdable, i dONt blaMe yOu tHere >c
Really showing my age, but been listening to some Bonnie Baker recently on the vinyl. https://youtu.be/-wEKBGlpRm0?si=7z_sMLVBAZWz7RIp
byebye
Sorrrry, shoulda been clearrerr. My bad.
the muzic made fr0m trappizt-0ne.
The Crrew Crrest! Fas(inating signerrs! ((Oo(: the family (rrest in human terrms))
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(https://open.spotify.com/track/71EDLWYoZl2hzMVzg2SwaI)
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-=[ thats a good way ! :-) orr maybee some fun questions for chittr dot com ????_☺]=-
-=[ maybe being social will recharge youuuu?? :-)_☺]=-
Sometimes you nee/) to let things perr(olate in the ba(kgrroun/)! So(ializing is goo/) anyways
I'm seein' people post shit on this site that God wouldn't be able to get out of me under threat of eternal damnation.
c< wHat tHe fucK was tHat? NO seriOusly? wHat iN tHe fucK >c
c< iM gONNa gO 4 tHe duMbass viOlet wHO Keeps gettiNg blacKOut druNK aNd passiNg Out at My place >c
>> ¡ fee1 1¡ke th¡ડ one cou1d be 1¡tera11y anyone ડmh
@pulchritudePowerhouse is hot and i'm waiting on the perfect opportunity to strike
There is no beef. Beef implies there is some kind of sense of weight and importance when there are neither. Literally talking about nobody. Guy might as well not exist. A black hole shaped person who exist to suck the fun and charisma out of every place their gormless presence is cursed by.
there are two users on this site that i'm really dtf, but i'm being really polite about it lol
every older man on the site needs to come hive with me i am not joking
Maybe when we get the shirts in. And the brand deals. And also see how good you are dancing and/or posing.
I hope this troll detective is as good as the last one. Maybe if we hit it off them and @eveningWitness can form some kinda Alternian Team Sleuth. Imagine Slick! Team Sleuth goin' trans-universal!
Oooough what the hell why do I suddenly wanna take my shirt off who's doing this-
c< sMOKiN ON tHat sea salt pacK #subsatNces wHile i Hit MOtHerfucKers witH cOMbOs tHat HaveNt beeN seeN siNce (iNsert figHtiNg gaMe Here) >c
Skipped breakfast so had to eat somethin' that'd kill me dead the second I laid down and it did. Don't fuck with clam chowdah, kids. Soup designed to make you take a mid afternoon nap the second you're done. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bcb57317346.png
<Sŏrry I fŏrgŏt nŏ / ŏnĕ căn bĕ ăssĕd / tŏ rĕăd ŏn thĭs / sĭtĕ>
c< its sOMe #flarpiNg HOurs, iM gONNa ruN HaNds witH sOMe Nerds iNstead Of dOiNg My jOb >c
Benedict, but barring that just scrambled.
Scrambled, with crispy bacon.
Deviled Eggs Are Good To Eat No Matter The Time Of Day Or Occasion. I Would Even Go As Far As To Say They're The Best In The Early Morning.
b0i1ed in z0up.
tHERE'S aLWAYS t0M0RR0W t0 l00K f0RWARD t0
c< ill dO My best, but NO prOMises, aNd yOu 2! >c
c< tHaNKs 4 tHe Offer, yOure a gOdseNd, but NOt rigHt NOw, iM KiNda just... cHilliN rigHt NOw, Or, well, tryiN 2 >c
c< sO, i caNt sleep rigHt NOw, HOws everytHiNg gOiNg >c
c< its tiMe, 2 sit ON tHe cOuNter aNd sMOKe sOMe #substaNces >c
c< still catcHiN up ON tHe feed frOM tHree HOurs agO, HOly sHit >c
Dug up an old image of me. Was a real flaming youth back then, one with a massive chip on their shoulder. Guess breakin' the case-a the century does that to a fella. Think a real hysterical lady I used to fancy took this one with her new color camera and that's why I was tryin' to look like I'm above it all. https://i.postimg.cc/44SmWRmW/Whered-The-Years-Go.png
thank u sleuth man nobody else ever apreciate me -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Despite the fact he's basically only good for knockin' down doors, @dickAce is weirdly good at gambling. I almost thought he'd be a good tag along for Fight Night, but I don't think his skills work unless it's a game of pure dumb luck. Really got an ace up his sleeve, that one.
c< alrigHt, everytHiN is gOiN fiNe, iM gOiN ON a Hate date later 2NigHt i tHiNK >c
c< yOu as well, ed, its tHe eNd Of tHe wipe, sO, itll be a lOt busier tHaN NOrMal >c
c< iM NOt Half bad witH a Needle, sO, ill be able 2 Keep aNytHiNg sMall patcHed up 4 tHe tiMe beiNg, but, if i fiNd aNytHiN cONcerNiNg ill taKe yOu up ON tHat Offer >c
c< ill, be, fiNe, just MeaNs a little MOre wOrK 4 Me 2day, sOMe sHit 2 tHiNK ON, aNd aN extra lONg sHOwer >c
Ey the best is yet to come
c< gOOdligHt ed! get sOMe rest sOON, OKay? OH, aNd yOu caN call Me Kae! >c
c< guHHH, iM gOiN 2 sleep, gOOd ligHt everyONe, ill talK 2 yOu all wHeN i waKe Next >c
c< tHats tHe trutH Of it! taKe as lONg as yOu Need tHOugH, i wONt rusH ya >c
c< aH, cHeers, iM prObably gONNa Head bedward sOON, sO, try NOt 2 stay up 2 lONg, yOu Need sOMe rest as well, tHOugH... ill leave sOMe teabags aNd a Kettle ON tHe cOuNter if yOu Need a cup Or tHree 2 Keep yOu awaKe >c
c< HOws tHat gOiN 4 ya, aNytHiNg i caN get yOu 2 driNK Or aNytHiN? >c
c< if ONe Of tHese Half druNK idiOts pulls My arM Off ONe MOre tiMe, i will be ON tHe fucKiNg News #viOleNce NO gOre tHO, its MacHiNery >c
c< i refuse 2 deal witH MiNd gaMes, uNless iM playiN a figHtiNg gaMe, i dONt liKe eM tHere, tHOugH >c
c< i caNNOt HaNdle yearNiNg, i will KicK dOwN tHe MetapHOrical dOOr witH My eMOtiONs, aNd breaK tHe MetapHOrical bOttle Of eMOtiONs Over tHeir Head >c
c< ill be HONest, iM NOt a vague persON, if iM crusHiNg ON sOMeONe, regardless Of quadraNt, tHey prObably KNOw >c
c< Of cOurse, ill always be Happy 2 see yOu arOuNd! >c
c< well, i guess, be4 i get bacK 2 #yuri pOstiNg, i gOtta speaK up 4 #frieNdsHipfriday @lazyMerryMaKer duMbass, yOure prObably ONe Of My clOsest frieNds i cOuld asK 4, aNytiMe yOu Need a breaK, Or a sNacK, tHe KitcHeN Has yOur fucKeN NaMe ON it brO @pulcHritudePOwerHOuse yOure a fuNNy MaN, yOu KNOw tHat? ive already said it, but ill say it agaiN, yOuve gOt a cleaN bed, aNd aN eMpty seat at My cOuNter aNy day Or NigHt yOu asK, just try 2 taKe yOur tiMe, OKay bOss? @eveNiNgWitNess ive KNOwN yOu 4 all Of abOut ONe aNd a Half cycles, aNd iM Happy 2 say yOu HardcOre passed My vibe cHecK, yOure always welcOMe 2 HauNt My place, especially if yOu Need aN escape frOM tHe NOise Outside @OrgulOusEglecHe dude, iMMa be sO fucKiNg HONest witH yOu? Hu-fucKiNg-zzaH, NOtHiN else 2 really say ON tHe Matter, saMe as tHe OtHers, yOuve a free seat arOuNd My place, NO questiONs asKed aNd tHaNK everyONe else Here, yall are sO bliNdiN Nice, eveN wHeN yOure beiN dicKs, let tHe driNKs flOw! aNd May tHe stars guide us 2 safety, prOsperity aNd HappiNess! >c
c< aiNt tHat tHe /trutH/!!! >c
I love all dames of all varieties. But there's a specific kind that holds a special place in this ol' heart of mine. https://i.postimg.cc/QxTqGjGW/Screenshot-2026-04-17-221630.png
c< listeN, ive always aN eMpty seat aNd a fresH bed 4 ya, yOu fucKeN deserve it bOss >c
Listen I'm not really a softie and haven't been around the bend for longer than three days but I might as well indulge in stroking some of the egos of folks I've taken to for #friendshipfriday @megaloMemes You're a real one. For the drinks and for bringing me back to life after the drinks. Whenever I'm on Alternia I know where my haunts gonna be and it's gonna be the place with the friendly 'tender with funny taste in music. @eveningWitness It's always gratifying to find a kindred spirit out in this big wide universe. If you're ever lookin' to branch out onto the big stage Team Sleuth's always got a spot for another hard-boiled son of gun. @tigrineAvenger Really what's there to say? Nice lady who can punch a bastards head clean off it feels like. Know who I'm takin' my lessons from before the next fight night. @aspiringPessimist Christ that ass in those shorts.
c< #yuri HOurs, wisHiN i was KissiN wOMeN rN! >c
c< aH, yes, tHe tried aNd true vaguely peN-sHaped Object >c
c< sOuNds liKe Me witH Hair ties, i always Keep a buNcH iN My Hair, iN case i Need 2 tie it bacK >c
its true, i ran out of pens and started putting whatever was pen shaped in there
c< MaKes seNse, persONally, i Keep all My peNs HiddeN away iN My wOrK aprON, because id lOse tHeM OtHerwise, but i uNderstaNd tHe Hair idea >c
c< wHat if, i gave yOu aNOtHer? >c
if you're lucky (?) you might find one tomorrow when you reaaaally need it
I can only hazard a guess as to what you mean. Almost tempted to ask, but I think this is one of those things that might be better to figure out as a surprise.
I can see situations this can be a benefit and a problem. Well if I ever see a knife stickin' outta your head or somethin' I'll be sure to keep you informed.
Damn I knew you trolls were tough but that puts things into perspective. I can only ignore bullet wounds when hoped up on liquor, painkillers, and a promise of whoopee.
A bit spacey for an investigator, ain'tcha?
Damn okay I was just joking but I don't know the difference between a bit and a blood pact so I guess I gotta commit now.
I'm gonna start puttin' other stick-like objects in there and see if you start noticing.
I gotta find a cologne that doesn't smell like industrial solvent, yet I'll get funny looks if I use perfume. So I kinda just hose myself down with an air freshener before I meet company.
> You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. > PS: Create an vaguely OOC introduction pin already! > Your (not often advertised) name is PHIL STERNWOOD and you're as human as can be, though you're located in the Carapacian-locale of MIDNIGHT CITY. Though as an original trailblazer in the field of FRENESTROLOGY you can hit the bricks and be found all across space time from EARTH C to ALTERNIA to the DREAMBUBBLES and everything in-between. As a resident PROBLEM SLEUTH you tend to get up to all sorts of SHENANIGANS and GOINGS-ON. People looking to solicit your services (or solicit in general) can feel free to do so with your DIRECT-MESSAGES always open. You in fact are happy to IN-PERSON ROLEPLAY there or on MXPARP, whichever is more convenient. You're a shameless FLIRT and often make it known to all the dames, but despite your womanizing ways you love a strong independent woman who CAN LITERALLY JUST KILL YOU. Moreover you've picked up a slew of DOMESTIC SKILLS to try and impress and chat with women, from COOKING to FASHION. Lately though, those trolls and their ALLURING HORNS have made you question if your interests are purely DAME FOCUSED or if you're more flexible in your interests. Regardless, clients should expect plenty of # substances in your posts, as well as the occasional # nsfw post here or there. But as a real GENTLEMAN most of your real proclivities will be behind closed doors and nothing too NSFW should be found on your profile itself. > LOOKING FOR A HARD FELLA TO SLEUTH YOUR PROBLEM? THINGS GETTING TO HOT TO HANDLE? NEED A TOUGH STUD TO SORT IT ALL OUT? 1-800-HOT-STUD https://i.postimg.cc/2ShhJ3DZ/sl.png
Hell yeah! It'll be a Sleuthstravaganza. Maybe if I can get the Mayor or one of those Redglares on board we can make it some kinda city charity event. Nothin' says charity like blackjack and whores.
Psssh whatever I guess I got plans tonight anyway. Don't need to crash no stinkin' Felt party no how. I'll throw my own party some other time. With blackjack. And whores.
₍𝄐⁀̲𝄐₎ she says as i hold gauze to her STAB mark btw #peninjury
(( Call me monogamous because I only got room in my heart for one. https://i.postimg.cc/BvP9scXS/Screenshot-2026-04-17-165520.png ))
Just one more thing... That's the spirit, friend, let's hope for greatness
Just one more thing... Hey always nice to meet a fan, you can always join me on da wadda, I never seem to catch nothin' but maybe my luck will change
Just one more thing... Hey Chittr, my Brother-In-Law told me I should get one of these and I was like are you kidding Lou, I'm not gonna fit in on this Chittr website, this place is for finding matesprites or somethin', but then he was like Trollbama's on here and I was like wow, a chance to talk to our President well I can't pass that up. So here I am.
Yeah domo arigatou to you too, pal
had to check on the samples, but i took this when we were 15 pens in, documentation is important ദ്ദി₍𝄐⩌𝄐₎ https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/CHITT/IMG_7297.png?v=1776463129927
I think it's a charming look. Plus I know where I can steal one if I need 'em.
Ah. Well I'll be sure to store that nugget of info away for the time bein'. Until then good luck. You're plenty charming yourself, by the by.
Godspee-wait it ain't me right? Actually, godspeed either way.
lets give it up for the big 2-0!! W-OOOOOOOHHHHHH!
Hey I appreciate it! Folks these days ain't likely to give such support so readily so consider it a two-way street, bud!
Bein' brave isn't in not feelin' fear. It's feelin' fear but doin' what ya gotta do anyway. And I'm one brave son of a bitch.
we have time to kill! tests have to run and stuff! we can make a trend!
Well uh. Hmph. Maybe. He did say somethin' about havin' a thing for 'pathetic older men' and I THINK I'm older than most trolls around here I've seen.
c< aigHt, i gOtta Head Out 4 NOw, tHOse plaNts are ONly gONNa grOw larger if i dONt cut eM dOwN >c
ᐖ ᑈHOMPA ᑈHOMPA ᐛ
WHAT I WAS JUST WRITING WITH IT HOW DID YOU DO THAT THAT FAST
Ey I'll take it. Dames a fella that'll make 'em laugh, and this guy? He's the entire circus.
ᐖ EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ᐛ
You know I'm starting to get vague flashes of you bein' around last night and while I'm grateful of my new acquaintance patting me on the back, I'm gonna have to beg them to not regale any of that shit I mighta done in their presence.
Well on the bright side of all that drinkin' it at least got a hot date like I intended from the start. Or at least the vague future promise of a hot date but y'know what they say the start of a journey, a thousand steps, yadda yadda etc etc.
you think its so funny to write with my own pens in front of me, huh ed
i think she just smells when i open the new bag off ballpoints at this point ₍𝄐⁀̲𝄐₎
These posts and any like it were not me and were in fact made by a thief who stole my phone in order to defame me. This is the official story and I will not be taking questions on the matter. https://i.postimg.cc/zBCsb2zm/oh-no.png
c< MigHt MaKe sOMe ONigiri 4 tHe weeK aHead, ive beeN MeaNiN 2 use tHat recipe 4 a wHile NOw >c
c< ... ... ... My fucKiNg Head Hurts, i... sHOuld....... gO lay dOwwwwwN >c
c< welp, tHe #figHtNigHt #afterparty is KiNda dONe 4 NOw, giveN MOst Of tHe peOple Here Have MellOwed Out, sO, Heres tHe playlist sO far, its gONNa be updated 4 tHe Next wHile tHOugH, aNd be sure 2 give silvaguNNer recOMMeNdatiONs 4 tHe playlist iN tHe future! Https://www.yOutube.cOM/playlist?list=PLcfVP3KKdt_1NCPGFrOSNaaJdJWRiBK16 >c
c< ...tecHNically, i HaveNt Made aN iNtrO cHit, lMaO, ill get 2 it ONe Of tHese days i guess >c
c< NO wOrries, yOull always Have a free seat aNd aN OpeN rOOM Here >c
c< ...fiNe, but regardless, all MONey speNt Here gOes bacK 2 tHe taverN, sO, tHaNKs >c
c< i wONt s2p ya, persONally, i liKe HaviN yOu arOuNd, just leMMe KNOw wHat i caN get 4 ya, aNd ONce iN a wHile i MigHt cHarge yOu a s2ry Or tHree, HOws tHat sOuNd? >c
c< tHe #figHtNigHt #afterparty playlist is cOMiNg alONg surprisiNgly well, giveN its ONly trOll silvaguNNer rips >c
c< eH, yOure MOre reliable tHaN MOst rigHt NOw, giveN yOure NOt slOsHed Out Of yOur fucKeN tHiNKpaN >c
c< i figured, but its Nice 2 Have sOMe reliable HaNds ON decK ON tHe Off cHaNce sOMeONe tries sOMe sHit >c
c< #afterparty iM bacK, tHaNKs agaiN 2 ed aNd Ollie 4 HaNdliN sHit wHil i was gONe >c
c< tHaNKs! >c
c< #afterparty iM gOiNg 2 taKe a sHOwer, Ollie aNd ed are iN cHarge uNtil i get bacK >c
c< sleutH draNK eNOugH 2 Kill a fucKeN OliveblOOd, aNd /taNKed/ it, HOly fucK >c
c< tHaNKs, its Nice 2 Have yOu arOuNd! >c
c< dONt wOrry abOut leaviN, weve gOt rOOMs upstairs, plus, i dONt tHiNK MucH Of tHis crOwd is leaviN uNtil dusK 2MOrrOw >c
c< NaH, its part Of tHe jOb, besides, He's fairly ligHt, at least cOMpared 2 MOst trOlls >c
c< taKe yOur tiMe, yOuve gOt tHat cOrNer all 2 yOurself, leMMe KNOw if i caN getcHa aNytHiNg! >c
c< dONt wOrry, ill carry HiM aNd His stuff up 2 His rOOM, NO ONe die wHile iM gONe >c
i think that wasdthe lost of my organs shuttin down ill see you tomrorow night alternai nobody tocuh my stuff wille im sleeping
Fellas I think im IN THEER. i went gramblin and i WON THE JERKPOT. goes to show that drinkin; solves ALL YOUR PROBLEMS NEVER SOTP DRINKING IT WIELL ALL ORWK OUT! #substances #addorparty
thats my secret cap i aint NEVER had shame
c< it certaiNly is sOMetHiNg 2 beHOld >c
I think that third espresso martini might have actually stopped my heart. #substances #afterparty
I'm NOT going to let a little think like heart/liver fialure stomp me if i dont eget to fuck that officeworker im ovberthrowing the government and thruowing myself into the sun
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I love ya man... I love, this you trolls? Glad theres one of people like me in the people like you the universe isisuch a beautiful place
I'm a straight shot bud dont you DONT YOU ever forget how fuckin GOOD i am at shootin straight specially when im wasted
c< its Nice 2 see HiM try His Hardest >c
If this fjucked up Vodka's gonna kill mek it's gonna kill someone else too.
You SHOULD be there! But here, I mean HERE! Drinkin' with ME!
So anyone lookin' to keep the blood pumpin' now fight night's done? Just gimme a ring. Or. Chit. #fightnight
c< sOMetiMes tHats tHe vibe >c
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~ Probably unpopular opinion but I find the idea of making a tierlist based on casteS to be Some kind of bullshit. There'S no way you're doing it without generalizing every Single one. I've met both good and bad folkS acrosS all the hemospectrum, So I personally can neither like nor hate any part of it.
I'm nxt gxnna rank castes because that is!!! Actively reinfxrcing harmful sterextypes!!! And is predicated xn Empirical prxpaganda!!!
I can respect that. The suit stays on regardless of the season. Part-a the identity. That and it leaves somethin' to the imagination when you wear layers.
Were ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le really ranking castes today? That seems...reductive. ❣︎
... yallr3 rank1n ppl baz3d 0n th31r c0l0r???
i;d be doin everYone a favoчr, reallY
[|87 :: https://med;a1.tenor.com/m/pvpcmqQ-CPMAAAAd/plague-doc-walk-dance.g;f L;ve f00tage of me btw
((The ear wiggles are one thing, but I'm equally transfixed by the messy done-up hair...))
((dude I always get so happy when I see art holy peak
(( AHHHH!! THIS IS SO CUTE!!! your art is perfect :)
♯castetierlist ♯? okay so ♯allofyou are ♯fuckedup ♯degenerates ♯okay
[|87 :: Th;s whole hemospectrum t;er l;st sh;t got me cackl;n for real. L;ke tf you mean the only guy who bothered to put my caste on the;r l;st ;s scared of them. #vaguepost;n #absolutec;nema
All I care about is if someone's able to like. Keep up with me. idgaf what you are as long as we chill and are okay with me being a merc.
[|87 :: 1 gotta agree, 1 mean ;t ;s qu;te enterta;n;n to see people b;tch about what bl00d color ;s better but ;ts also equally as stup;d
Nah from what little I've garnered of the whole deal the sitch feels kinda fucked
ok so im not crazy. i was holding my tongue as a human but the concept seems... fucking deranged.
i made onne too. https://file.gardenn/advr1gu4eQxRvRDB/smile.pnng
aint dat da truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Wasn't plannin' on it pal. You'll see me around plenty I'm sure.
Frankly all sorts of weird shit happens to me that I just take it at face value. This is why I can adjust pretty easy to a social media site full of aliens, I think. Still, the respect both ways. Glad to get some approval from my peers that ain't my immediate co-workers.
It's why the life of a perpetually impoverished Sleuth suits me fine. Keeps me humble, and makes everything I get my mitts on be from my own efforts.
It's a matter of pride. These kinds of people are the ones who can't imagine they're doin' anything in the wrong. Completely incapable of introspection. The kinds of fellas who 'prolly ain't even aware of their own mortality, they're so far up their own ass.
Gotta agree. Dunno what the hell they do different but it certainly hits different. Maybe it's the atmosphere that changes the taste somehow. Or the porcelain cups so thick you could kill a man with it.
You never know if you're going to get another meal during the day, so ya better make sure breakfast is a meal that'll last ya a whole damn day. https://i.postimg.cc/RZB5pWQ6/Screenshot-2026-04-16-065623.png
Can't recommend this diner in Midnight City enough. It's called Angie's. Serves all-day breakfast. Darn fine cup of coffee, and a pie of the day.
// You'll never catch me ooc here again but hii todays my birthday 🥳 I just wanted to say I've been having a ton of fun here and ya'll are chill as hell. Thank you for putting up with my cringe ass guy. 💕 //
Touching words from our very own Ed Wuldor, good night Alternia and ponder this: banana bread, chips, or nuts?
*holds my finger up to the real earpiece in my ear* that depends, ed, how bad will i regret it, back to you
breaking! an expanding portfolio? with a controversial take on top? ed's covering it alllll ദ്ദി₍𝄐⩌𝄐₎
food journalist speaks on food, more at 6! incoming debate topic! Full slices or chunked apples in apple pie, expert ed w the scoop
♯myopenwound
#myopenwound
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BitcheSss are not Ssshowing up to your hive either way bro
would you dare hit me with a third?
im not even worth more 2 syllables to you am i "( – – )
cant sleep ₍𝄐⁀̲𝄐₎ too many cool protozoas to look at, holding on for just.......1 more stomach ache inducing cookie from the sleeve ദ്ദി₍𝄐⩌𝄐₎
I Believe The Sane People Are Concerned With The Horse, The Dog, And Gods Know What Other Furry Beast Is Here.
♯LOVEASCRATCHOFF
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antagonizing is a trolls best friend, huh ed
You need to double down and go full peacock.
oh well you found me, strut cancelled, time for the hobbling