Johnathan "The Cyclone" Egbert: "HELP I NEED THE POLICE RIGHT NOW."

help i need the police right now.

Kult: +138

Kull: +125

Total: 263

Ratio: 1.10

↩ @truculentTimaeus[TT]

BRO

@tastelessTemptation[TT]

You're meddling. He doesn't need help. Trust me. Let me work.

↩ @echoBiologist[EB]

he's big and scary.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tastelessTemptation[TT]

strider.

@truculentTimaeus[TT]

i’m fucking around. literally do not give a shit about your gay boytoy and your love island drama.

↩ @truculentTimaeus[TT]

i'm am not a homo sexual. i am homo phobic.

↩ @everlastingBreath[EB]

j.eg

@echoBiologist[EB]

not really helping me out too much, uuhhh... if the police won't come, maybe come crash over here?? i can make some room if you need!

↩ @echoBiologist[EB]

he's right outside the door!!!

↩ @everlastingBreath[EB]

strider.

@truculentTimaeus[TT]

↩ @everlastingBreath[EB]

j.eg

@echoBiologist[EB]

sneak out the window?? i can meet up and whisk you off in the air.

↩ @truculentTimaeus[TT]

why are all mr. striders so rude?

↩ @everlastingBreath[EB]

strider.