whats stopping me from getting drunk turning off my phone and going 90 down a residential #substance
oh nothin dont worry about it bud you ever wanted to see what its like on a movie set? touch all the props and see the fake buildings and shit yknow
uh. duh. why wouldn't i want to visit a movie set? my favorite actors have been there!! and my favorite movies, too.
i can bring you to somethin i got in the works if youre ever free john cusack is in this one and i know how you feel about con air so this is kinda the perfect opportunity get to ask him all about his fuckin stunts or whatever out in the desert
okay, seriously? you managed to get him out of the looney bin to play a role in a movie? holy shit. okay i gotta see this. i'm so free. free as a whistle. i don't have any thing going on at all.
i needed his sexy fatherly charm for something really important i also paid off a lot of people for that so try not to run your mouth about it anywhere or i could get in big trouble just keep in touch and ill have someone fly you out in a day or so unless the llama gets found and we all go back to jail before then which would suck pretty fucking bad
uhm. damn, i thought it was an immediate thing. because i am so free, right now. i need to be really clear with you. i'm free. right now.
right yeah ok i see now you fine with flying in a really sketch two person plane that hasnt been inspected in about four years? the answer should be yes cuz its already on its way
yeah. i'm glad we see eye to eye on this issue. because i am so totally fine with doing that. right now. it's preferable.