Hi! Apologies for any pr"E"vious chitts. The employ"E" who made them has b"E"n swiftly fired- iced, as we like to say here! At Ice-E's, we bel"E"ve in fun for everyone! And remember, #GIASFELFEBREHBER!
LOSER GOT FIRED FOR BEING THE EMPLOYEE OF A LAME ASS COLD MEALDISK COMPANY. SHOULD HAVE WORKED FOR PM. HERE WE DO CARE ABOUT YOU, YOUR MENTAL HEALTH, AND THE INSANE RAMBLINGS YOU SOMETIMES JUST **NEED** TO LET CUSTOMERS KNOW ABOUT!
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