how do you reply. politely. perhapss professssionally to ssay "if i had lessss ssensse, i would think you were joking with me. you sshould be sshot for sshooting ssuch a lowball offer. choke on your own bulge and die." #violence
Kult: +30
Kull: +25
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.20
ཐི༏ཋྀ 1 d0n't th1nk there 1s a p0l1te way t0 say th1s??? - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
"While I/we appreciate your interest, I/we feel strongly about the value of xyz, and will only be considering offers in line with market rates/in the ballpark of [acceptable minimum] or higher" or something like that
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @paradoxicalApathy[PA]
there mosst definitely iss. but i'm definitely sstruggling to not be honesst here
↩ @viperousResonance[VR]
Yeah it's more formal than I usually am but I was like "what if they're selling a fucking house and need lawyerese"