ππ―π― < roll a d20
well letβs g/)! i w/)n
ππ―π― < mew live a quiet unassuming life fur many sw33ps ππ―π― < howefur all of that changes one nightfall as mew wake to the sound of whispurrs tempt mew out of bed and toward the old dogwood in mewr yard whose blooms nefur wilt and remain furgrant all sw33p long ππ―π― < betw33n its roots mew are overclawm with the n33d to dig down into the soil ππ―π― < mew dont spare a momewnt fur tools, mew dig mewr fingers into the unsettling soft dirt and heft it aside in large handfurls ππ―π― < by the time mew have dug d33p enough to stand kn33 d33p within the hole mewr fingers brush along a hard leathery furface ππ―π― < mew drag what apurrs to be an ancient tome from the earth and clutching it close to mew clawss the inclawssant whispurrs to reach a crescendo ππ―π― < logic tells mew to put the book back and bury it d33per fur nothing good can come of it yet mewr urges insist mew indulge ππ―π― < will mew resist?
ππ―π― < mew take a piece of the monspurrs clawthing ππ―π― < a shiny medallion that f33ls warm in mewr paw and reflects light in a strange blue colpurr ππ―π― < when the townsfolk s33 it they tell mew of dreams theyve had where a purrson wearing the same medallion ruined their lives in unexpectedly mundane ways, like by buying out all the s33ds fur the crop they grow and sell ππ―π― < they thank mew and apurrlogize fur their disbelief ππ―π― < they send word to the king of mewr d33ds and in exchange fur the medallion being given to his magic researchpurr mew are knighted with great honors
ππ―π― < like the romans befur mew, mew take the easy win ππ―π― < and like them mew seal mewr fate ππ―π― < the witch giggles as she rises from the floor to the chiming of her clock which houses the curse and clawses the sword to hum ππ―π― < βhappy wriggling dayβ she croons ππ―π― < mew fall into a d33p sl33p ππ―π― < -20 dabloons (mew are now in debt)
aw c/)me /)n iβm asleep f/)rever and br/)ke? can i try t/) get up?
ππ―π― < h33h33h33 ππ―π― < sure ππ―π― < mew awake at home to discover it was all a bad dream ππ―π― < and also mew were robbed ππ―π― < i still k33p mewr dabloons
well at least iβm alive! can i g/) steal fr/)m s/)me/)ne else /)rβ¦ n/)?
ππ―π― < are mew kitten of course i encourage theft ππ―π― < roll a d100 to s33 how many dabloons mew net
62! letβs g/) 6 is my lucky number