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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ da Glurp is not amused rite now. somebody give me a good joke

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 ̄\ what the fuck dude im really sensitive about it / ̄

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ oh nah u lyin 😂😂😂😂

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✿ dude i know a bait when i see it i know u got normal fingers

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✨🍭🕷️ wait...is that not why you flunked? 🕷️🍭✨

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@fellatedEdge[FE]

 ̄\ oh man you got me. cant pull one over on this guy / ̄

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ no i meant u genuinely NOT dat funny bro but das okay. and no i failed because i didn’t pass da exam #fuckstandardizedtesting

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✿ nope i’m too smart im da Glurp

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✨🍭🕷️ what if i am funny and you not finding me funny means you're not funny. that'd be so scary. 🕷️🍭✨

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No one is funnier than me.

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✨🍭🕷️ glurpi. glurpiton. glurpstidius. listen. i am on your side here. it would be. soso scary if you were not funny. im scared glurpweiser. im so scared. but if im not funny.......YOU cant be funny. it's math. and i NEED you to be funny glurponimo. you HAVE to be funny. so we need to do something about this FAST. before it's TOO LATE. okay??????? 🕷️🍭✨

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