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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I thought I'd try one of these "health shakes" that everyone is talking about on social media. Apparently wellness now means willingly drinking something that tastes like lemon, moss, and freshly mowed existential despair. I can only assume the appeal lies in the aesthetic of suffering, as if punishing your taste buds hard enough will ascend your soul to some higher plane of curated self-optimization.

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Kull: +10
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It is so fascinating to read about a cosmic instance of myself with a tea-retardant tongue. Not in the least bit your fault, but it breaks the immersion that would be inherent to accepting piety of personage.

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