To specify I know technically nothing is stopping me but I get kinda dysphoric??? Not to mention that one incident when I was still in school

Hmmm...have you considered more breathable mesh alternatives?

I'm not sure I follow. There are skintight dresses that take into account all variety of body types, configurations. Think rompers and bodysuits. Sleek lounge pieces. Back when I used to want to feel pretty, if you'll pardon my saying, I used to intercept the discrete packaging my mother would order and confiscate the adult wear that appealed to me most. I was an adolescent. She wasn't dating anyone. And it was always easier to claim the package never arrived, get a second addition for free, whilst constantly hiding the other rather than admitting I wanted to feel attractive for a spell.
Ok since I gotta spell this shit out #nsfw warning but Oh my god my literal dick sheath and fur bulges the fabric and it's super fucking embarrassing

Hmm...you may be overestimating visibility a touch. Or perhaps you're not. In either case...why not use it as a litmus test for if somebody is worth keeping the company of? You could use shapewear, or find a brand as best you can. I went shopping with my friend Jade once under similar conditions, not the least bit surprising the two of you share this dilemma. But would you really want to hook up with, or even spit in the direction of someone so weak-willed and incapable of their own emotions as to see that outline and become squeamish? You deserve someone who will patiently wait, hand over fist for your intimae-most anatomical endpoints. Someone who wants you as you are, the one thing you cannot control or force yourself into being another.
.... am I translating all that Lalondian into "just be yourself and fuck the haters" correctly
